#pick up lines
Hey I must be an INFJ because I’m suuuuper intoYOUative haha ;)
Hey baby, r u an INFP? cuz you’re lookin’ FiNe ;) ;) ;)
I’m an FP, I just can’t FiTe these feelings…
Most call me an ENTP but you can call me Ne-time. ;)
Are you an ISTJ? because I have you in my SiTe ;)
Hey are you an ISXP because I’m SENSING a conNection betwen us ;)
niall: okay go over there and say your best pickup line
harry: okay *walks over to louis* i like my partners like my intrusive thoughts
louis: what the fuck
harry: fucking me over in the middle of the night
niall: oh my god *leaves*
Marlene: Your eyes look like dark black holes, but that’s alright, because I like astronomy.
Dorcas: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand
Marlene: Your eyes look like dark black holes, but that’s alright, because I like astronomy.
Dorcas: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand
When you face a moment where it would help to dish out a compliment, say to a male partner or a friend or a friend’s son, China Simplified wants you to be armed and ready!
The current trendy expressions – 小鲜肉 xiǎo xiān ròu a hot guy (lit. little fresh meat), 男神 nán shén male god, and 高富帅 gāofù shuài tall, rich and handsome – are great among friends to show you know the latest pop culture sayings. In other settings, however, you may want to reach for a more sophisticated compliment, one able to communicate a degree of respect and intellectual substance.
Styles of expression come and go. Check out this translation from one of China’s greatest novels in description of Baoyu, its popular male protagonist:
“His face resembles the mid-autumn moon. His features hover like a flower on a spring morning. Sideburns trimmed sharp, as if cut by a knife. Eyebrows as if painted in ink. His cheeks are like peach blossoms, eyes like autumn ripples. When angry he seems to smile, and when he frowns, he still endears.”
— from Dream of Red Mansions by Cao Xueqin (1715-1763)
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When you face a moment where it would help to dish out a compliment, say to a male partner or a friend or a friend’s son, China Simplified wants you to be armed and ready!
The current trendy expressions – 小鲜肉 xiǎo xiān ròu a hot guy (lit. little fresh meat), 男神 nán shén male god, and 高富帅 gāofù shuài tall, rich and handsome – are great among friends to show you know the latest pop culture sayings. In other settings, however, you may want to reach for a more sophisticated compliment, one able to communicate a degree of respect and intellectual substance.
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Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. Let us help you make a good impression with the ladies with these timeless Chinese phrases.
Aries: “I have an extra ticket for a fire dancing workshop next weekend. Wanna come?”
Taurus : “I own a winery/cookie shop. I’d love for you to come by for a tour and some free samples.”
Gemini: “I feel like I could talk with you nonstop for days.”
Cancer: “This might sound crazy, but I can already feel myself falling in love with you.”
Leo: “I couldn’t help but notice that you’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen in my life.”
Virgo: “I really want to get to know you, but first let me reorganize these party napkins by size and color.”
Libra: “I love your shoes. And your dress. And your necklace. And your hair. And your eyes.”
Scorpio: “You are the most intriguing, mysterious, captivating person I’ve ever met. Wanna have sex?”
Sagittarius: “Your opinions are so brilliant and original–tell me more!”
Capricorn: “I’m the top executive managing president of international sales at the #1 marketing company in the greater Northern hemisphere.”
Aquarius: “ I’ve traveled all 50 states and 27 countries and I’ve never met anyone like you.”
Pisces: “Your eyes are like glimmering oceans of emotion. Suddenly I want to get lost at sea.”
Find someone who will learn a language for you just to say the shittiest pick up line with it.
aries - i was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on
taurus - damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged
gemini - is your dad a terrorist? because you are the bomb
cancer - do you have a map? i’m getting lost in your eyes
leo - are you netflix? because I could watch you for hours
virgo - are you a bank loan? because you’ve got my interest
libra - do you work at starbucks? because I like you a latte
scorpio - i’m not staring at your boobs, i’m staring at your heart
sagittarius - do you smoke pot? because weed be cute together
capricorn - are you a parking ticket? ‘cause you’ve got fine written all over you
aquarius - if you were a booger i’d pick you first
pisces - are you a camera? because every time I look at you, I smile