A: “Can you open your eyes for me?”

B: “…No.”

Therapist: “How would you describe your relationship?”

Person A: “Lovingly adversarial.”

Person B: “You tried to kill me yesterday!”

Person A: “Like I said, lovingly adversarial.”

“You failed to mention your friend was a wanted criminal. Doesn’t he have places to be? Like jail.”

“If you do this you’re going to die.”

“That’s always the plan.”

“Get him out of there! He’s going to drown!”

“His choice, not mine. I told him I would help him out if he apologized to me. He said he’d rather die. So now we are waiting.”

“I just think you should-”

“Let me stop you right there because I couldn’t give less of a fuck about your opinion.”

“What have you done?”

“Nothing they can prove in a court of law.”

creds: hamham-moments

That last episode of Killing Eve was so freaking RAW

Prompt #14215

“There are two ways to learn necromancy. Study for twelve years, or get killed and come back within 24 hours.”

Prompt #14214

“This type of vampire is harmless.”

Prompt #14213

“For every child that killed a butterfly in your world, there was a child of my world that was waiting to receive them.”

Prompt #14212

“The man crawled out of hell to save his wife. Just imagine what he’ll do to you. The man who tried to send her to hell with him.”

Prompt #14211

“Resentment can poison your afterlife, if you let it.”

Prompt #14210

“The Four Horsemen meet here, once a month.”

Prompt #14209

“This staff can become many different weapons. I’ve discovered twelve, so far.”

Prompt #14208

“When the moon displayed the end of the world, it was a full moon. And the number burned onto the white surface was the number of lunar cycles left.”

Prompt #14207

“My grandfather retired from wizardry. Then he became my Familiar.”

Prompt #14206

“A metal man forged these swords.”

Prompt #14205

“You said I would be given a firearm. This is a candle.”