A bunch of different dialogue prompts #62

1. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard, and I’ve been listening to myself speak for twenty years.”
2. “Let’s just say we have unfinished business.”
3. “You’re in my way. Move.”
4. “Don’t worry, it’ll all make sense later.” “I sincerely doubt that.”
5. “Do you have to wear that?”
6. “You drugged them?!” “Yeah, what’s the problem?”
7. “Are you always this jittery?”
8. “What are you doing?” “Tidying.”“…Why?”
9. “Listen here, ugly.”
10. “Let me throw up real quick-”

A bunch of different dialogue prompts #60

1. “I will advise you to reconsider.”
2. “He’s up to no good.” “How do you know?” “He’s thinking, what more proof do you need?”
3. “I know a traitor when I see one.”
4. “I’ll take care of you.” “Yeah, right.”
5. “Want some advice?” “From who?” “Me, obviously-” “NO!”
6. “You never go against the family, kid.” “Why are you talking like that?”
7. “He has the ugliest soul of any human being I’ve ever met.”
8. “Moving swiftly on,-”
9. “Is it supposed to glow like that?”
10. “That was corny.” “What is wrong with you?”

A bunch of different dialogue prompts #59

1. “I know you don’t mean to, but sometimes you come across as very villainous.”
2. “Do I regret it? Absolutely. Would I do it again? Without a doubt.”
3. “You’ve got a real attitude problem, kid.” “That’s just his personality, sir.”
4. “This isn’t a competition, dude.” “You’re right, it’s not even close!” “That’s not what I meant.”
5. “I want to go home…” “I know, I know. We will, soon, okay?”
6. “I’ve decided to be nice.” “… Why?”
7. “Could you please shut up and stop being so annoying?” “Sorry, you’re gonna have to pick one, I can’t do both.”
8. “Do you recognize this?” “Where did you find that?”
9. “Here, you’re gonna need this.” “Is that a machine gun? Who brings a machine gun to lunch??”
10. “And when I rule the world,-” “Don’t you mean ‘if’?” “… As I was saying, when I rule the world,”

A bunch of different dialogue prompts #58

1. “I hate you.” “Marry me.”
2. “Life is a highway, and I’m always stuck in traffic.”
3. “Bestie I will tear you to shreds.”
4. “Your mother didn’t carry you for nine months for you to behave like this.” “You don’t know my mom at all, do you?”
5. “Great, so out oftwo hundred-and-sixteen passengers there’s not a single pilot/captain/doctor on board, but we’ve got five marine biologists, two graphic designers, ten chefs, one Banksy impersonator, and four composers. Fantastic. We’re all gonna die.” “Anyone here a funeral directory by any chance?”
6. “Why would you lie about something like that?”
7. “Stop being so dramatic.” “There’s a bone sticking out of my arm!” “And?”
8. “¿Como es?” “I don’t speak french, sorry.” “*visible confusion*”
9. “Boo, you psychopath.”
10. “Make no mistake, vengeance will be ours.” “Grandma-”

A bunch of different dialogue prompts #57

1. “Be forewarned: I’m about to become ten times more insufferable.”
2. “Since when do you knit?” “Since when did I give you permission to be all up in my business? Exactly. So shut up.”
3. “Get in here, right now!”
4. “And I’ve been clear on that since the beginning.”
5. “Give me the keys!”
6. “There’s no way, there’s just no way.”
7. “Since when?”
8. “Is this what love is supposed to feel like?”
9. “I’m not going to let how I look, dictate the way I live my life.”
10. “I feel like I’m gonna throw up.” “It’s cuz you’re always on that phone!”

Therapist: “How would you describe your relationship?”

Person A: “Lovingly adversarial.”

Person B: “You tried to kill me yesterday!”

Person A: “Like I said, lovingly adversarial.”

A bunch of different dialogue prompts #63

1. “Since when are you part of the group?” “Since I can beat up all your asses, that’s when.” “…I’ll give you that.”
2. “Any questions?” “Several. First of,”
3. “Pay attention, this is important.”
4. “I get the feeling that you don’t like me very much.” “I don’t.”
5. “This feels illegal.” “It’s not, I checked.” “That doesn’t make me feel better.”
6. “Are you two fighting again?!”
7. “On the bright side, it can’t get any worse.” “I strongly doubt that.”
8. “You can keep telling yourself that, but it won’t change what happened.”
9. “And who’s going to pay for this?”
10. “Coming from you, that doesn’t really mean much.”

1. “Oh, dear.”
2. “Could you put the knife down while you’re talking, please?”
3. “Okay, I get it now.” “You do?” “Yeah!” “Areyousure?”“No.”
4. “All right, now let’s get back to me yelling!”
5. “Let’s eat a kiwi or two and calm down.” “You know I don’t condone cannibalism.” “No, no, that’s not what I meant-”
6. “How is it only Wednesday…” “It’s Monday.” “NO!!!!”
7. “Great, you again.”
8. “You mean to tell me she hasn’t read 1984?!”“Michael, she’s 4.”“And??”
9. “Hm. You know, I didn’t really care to know that.”
10. “It’s getting worse, isn’t it?” “It’s nothing, don’t worry about it.”

A bunch of different dialogue prompts #55

1. “It’s time to get the old noggin’ joggin’, fellas.”
2. “You’re coming home with me.”
3. “Please go buy some furniture, I’m begging, this is so sad.”
4. “I suggest you get my name out of your mouth with quickness and haste, honey.”
5. “He just told me I’m Corbin Bleu-ing it, what does that mean?” “I’m so sorry, he means to say that you’re pushing it.” “… To the limit?” “…Yeah.”
6. “Does he always talk using movie references, or…?” “For my own sanity’s sake, I’d prefer not to answer that.”
7. “It’s crime time, boys!”
8. “We’re on the same page here.” “Yeah, in different books!”
9. “It’s time for you to step up.”
10. “I’ll take it from here.”