Conspiracy Theory #75

Winter Break is just a short enough break in time for college kids to let their guards down before starting another semester of emotional pain

Everything in the xfiles is true

Conspiracy Theory #72

Wind isn’t real, everything is just dancing in sync

Miley Cyrus is actually Hannah Montana. The whole show was just a ploy to make everyone believe that Miley Cyrus is the actual person, but in reality, Hannah Montana is the real person and the brown hair was actually the wig, not the blonde.

The sun isn’t real. Everything is a lie.

The solar eclipse is just aliens

George Lucas is an alien from a galaxy far, far away and is telling us the history of an intergalactic war that caused the downfall of his people. However, he puts it down as science fiction so that the government will not know that he is really an alien.

Conspiracy Theory #84

Relationships were created by the government to keep our motives in check.

Conspiracy Theory #83

The government actually doesn’t know anything…

Conspiracy Theory #82

Relationships are the worst

Conspiracy Theory #81

Denmark isn’t real. The world map is a lie.

Conspiracy Theory #79

Aliens are real and they are living among us. They are studying our behaviors so they can one day take over the entire world in one fell swoop.

Conspiracy Theory #78

Love is a lie.