#conspiracytheory
Conspiracy Theory #75
Winter Break is just a short enough break in time for college kids to let their guards down before starting another semester of emotional pain
Everything in the xfiles is true
college isn’t real
Conspiracy Theory #72
Wind isn’t real, everything is just dancing in sync
We are all actually living on Mars. Our minds have just been altered to believe we are on Earth
Miley Cyrus is actually Hannah Montana. The whole show was just a ploy to make everyone believe that Miley Cyrus is the actual person, but in reality, Hannah Montana is the real person and the brown hair was actually the wig, not the blonde.
haha… 69
The sun isn’t real. Everything is a lie.
Chocolate is pizza
Popcorn is a gift from the aliens
Life is fake… nothing is real
George Lucas is an alien from a galaxy far, far away and is telling us the history of an intergalactic war that caused the downfall of his people. However, he puts it down as science fiction so that the government will not know that he is really an alien.
There actually is a monster that lives under your bed.
Conspiracy Theory #84
Relationships were created by the government to keep our motives in check.
Conspiracy Theory #83
The government actually doesn’t know anything…
Conspiracy Theory #82
Relationships are the worst
Conspiracy Theory #81
Denmark isn’t real. The world map is a lie.
Conspiracy Theory #79
Aliens are real and they are living among us. They are studying our behaviors so they can one day take over the entire world in one fell swoop.
Conspiracy Theory #78
Love is a lie.
Hot dogs are tacos