Robin Musings, as per Cyborg

aka Victor Stone, Ph.D. (Cybernetics), M.Sc. (Being Swole)

Robin I/ Nightwing

• Bro, you’re so squishy and human
• Do you want a cybernetic
• We have lasers :)
• Batman won’t even let you get a tattoo, so a cybernetic is out of the question huh
• You can just…not tell your ugly dad
• Oh lord
• I saw something move in the shadows
• It’s your awful dad, aw hell naw-

Robin II/Red Hood

• Please tell me you left your dad at home
• Cool :D
• So. I heard you came back from the dead.
• … leave any limbs in the grave?
• Because I can totally hook you up with a new arm or three

Robin III/ Red Robin

• The tantalizing scent of coffee…
• The little burn scars from soldering experiments…
• Those dead, owl eyes…
• It’s a fellow tech nerd!
• Let’s hit up the Apple Genius Bar :)
• Not to buy anything!
• But to critique their easily shattered screens

Robin IV/ Spoiler

• You know the best part of being a cyborg?
• Cybernetic stomach
• :D
• To the breakfast buffet!

Robin III again

• Hey Tim
• How did you like the cybernetic laser bellybutton piercing
• What do you mean your dad flipped out
• He grounded you?
• Aren’t you, like, the CEO

Robin V/ Damian

• Psst
• Hey kid
• Want a cybernetic?
• What do you mean “no”
• Grayson says you’re “perfect the way you are”
• What do you mean he pats your head afterwards
• …fine
• Pat pat pat

Cyborg and Raven is such an underrated couple.