#danganronpa incorrect quotes
Kiibo: who wants to take a guess at the wordle today?
*Tenko covers Miu’s mouth already knowing*
*Miu squirming trying to speak*
*Miu rips Tenko’s hand off*
Miu, out of breath yelling: try Pussy! Try the word Kiibo!
Kiibo, ignoring her: anyone else? Literally anyone?
Rantaro, defending himself: Wearing socks in bed to sleep isn’t thatbad
Kaede : I shall now show my utter disgust and anger with you through the piano.
Kaede : *keysmashes*
Nagito: I’ve been dropping hints to Hajime about my feelings but…
Chiaki: well… he can be a bit dense, we’ll see
Hajime: *walks in* Hey guys-
Nagito: go away.
Chiaki: …
Kyoko: Do you love me?
Celestia: Of course I do; but it’s messing with my whole cold and heartless exterior so…
Kyoko:
Celestia:… I love you.
Kokichi, laughing hysterically: I can’t believe you guys broke the bed. Must’ve been a real crazy night
+Last Night+
Angie: Atua believes you can’t jump and touch the ceiling
Miu: Fucking watch me
Nagito: hey you know how you have the tendency to make questionable life choices?
Hajime: it’s a little concerning that YOU’RE the one pointing that out but… yeah go on.
Nagito: *gets down on one knee and pulls out a ring* would you be willing to make one right now?
Kaito: Hey, the gas station has knives in pink, purple, and blue!
Maki, confused: Alright? Are you getting one?
Kaito: Nah, just telling you because you’re bi and like knives! :D
Chiaki:… Why is Nagito crying?
Hajime: He’s drunk.
Chiaki: so what?
Hajime: He saw a picture of my boyfriend.
Chiaki: …but he’s your boyfriend?
Hajime: I know.
Tenko: can’t wait until i have a wife so i can say “i love my wife” and introduce her to people by saying “I’d like you to meet my wife” and get out of boring social engagements by saying “i have to go home to my wife” and talk about her to anyone who will listen to me because she’s my wife and i adore her
Chiaki: I want to hear those three little words.
Akane: I love you?
Mikan: Tr-y agan- again.
Akane, sighing and letting Mikan clean her cuts: I will behave
Kyoko, impressed: ….None of this is even remotely legal, is it?
Celestia: Define legal.
Monokuma: I’m gonna need everyone to be straight with each other from now on
Kokichi: I’m always straight
Miu: oh, man that is the biggest lie you’ve ever told
Hiyoko: you think i love her? you think i give a shit about Sato???
Mahiru, watching Hiyoko carefully place a blanket on Sato who’s sleeping on her(Mahiru’s) lap: yeah
Nagito:Last christmas
Mikan:I gave you my heart
Nagito:But the very next day
Mikan:You told me you’re gay…
Kaede:Miu, huh? Great name!
Miu:You like that? You should hear my phone number.
Monomi:What’s your most treasured memory?
Hajime:*looks at the class and smiles*
Hajime:I heard a dog laugh once.
Makoto: Junko! This was supposed to be a vacation.
Junko: I don’t know about you, but I’m having a wonderful time here.
Makoto: You topple the South American government Junko!
Junko: The people have spoken, viva la resistance!
Makoto: you pushed the resistance leader into a giant fan.
Junko: He was a traitor and a scoundrel.
Makoto: He was trying to stop you, from pushing other people into a giant fan.
Shuichi: Why was your bucket on top of my door?
Kokichi: Why was your door under my bucket?
Shuichi: Do you think it’s possible that maybe Angie suffers from some kind of head problem?
Himiko: I don’t know about suffers, she seems to really enjoy it. But, yeah, she’s full blown bananas.
“All right, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! ‘I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?’Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Byakuya Togami lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
-Byakuya Togami, at some point probably.
Touko: I don’t think I’ve seen you eat anything but donuts since school started.
Aoi: I like donuts.
Touko: Yeah, I gathered.
Aoi: If there’s donuts, and donuts are best, why wouldn’t I eat them?
Touko: You were worrying you were strange, so I’m just pointing out strange behavior.
Aoi: So I’m performing a small, harmless act that comforts me, and this makes me the strange one.
Touko: I don’t make the rules, I just live in fear of them.
we ✈️ never talk in general -mod kaede
