#dbh quotes

Rk900: Detective, your attitude has been so terrible today that I should srsly whoop your ass.

Gavin:*aroused gasp*

Rk900: rA9, I’m tired..

Gavin: Wh- androids can’t get tired.

Rk900: -of your attitude.

Fowler: You’re getting paired with this android.

Gavin, under his breath: Ugh phck me

Rk900: That can be arranged.

Gavin:

*beginning of game*

Gavin: Connor sucks

Hank: Agree, fucking androids

-

*end of game*

Gavin: Connor totally sucks

Hank: BICH WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY PRECIOUS BEAN

Gavin:Ugh, you’re a pain in the ass

Rk900: I can arrange that.

Gavin:…wait-

Connor: Does Rk900 have any impact on you?

Gavin:My ass more sore

Connor: Paradise is not a place but a feeling.

Gavin:But ur brother’s lap is a place.

Connor: *LED flashing red*

Rk900: You’re literal trash.

Gavin:Guess you should take me out then.

Rk900: Or I could drown you in the ocean like humans did for ages.

Gavin:*yawns* Shit I need coffee

Rk900: Being pretty must be tiring.

Gavin,flustered:I-

Rk900:So why are especially You always tired? I should be the one needing coffee.

Connor:Happy New Year!!

Hank:happy New year

Gavin,drunken winking at Rk900:Happy new year!

Rk900:I am in fear!

Connor: Welp, today’s Silvester. Will you shoot some stuff tonight?

Rk900, looking at Gavin: Yeah.. I’ll shoot some…

*Rk900 knocking on Gavin’s frontdoor*

Gavin, *opening it*: What do you want Tincan?

Rk900:May I come in?

Gavin: May you come in,- my ass!

Rk900:

Gavin:wait-no-

*Gavin getting introduced to Rk900*

Gavin:

Fowler:This is the new Android u’re getting paired wi-

Gavin:

IF U WANT TO FUCK AN ANDROID CLAP UR HANDS

whole D:BH fandom:*FURIOUSLY CLAPPING*

Connor:It’s Christmas!!! Are you all in Christmas mood??!

Hank: merry crisis

Gavin:jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way

Rk900:hoe hoe hoe

Connor:guysplease

“What is needed for a fight between two people?”

Normal person: Person1 & person2, a subject they are arguing about, a bitchy attitude, –

D:BH fandom, thinking of Reed900:Lubricant.