#detroit become human connor
connor: is the lieutenant… drunk????
reed: nah, even worse… he’s a millennial
*chants* DA BOYZZZZZZZ
Tense
ch. 1 of the obviousseries
Connor was driving you mad.
Not mad-mad, but mad.
Anyone knew androids- no matter how existentially aware, no matter how deviant - weren’t the most… emotionally intelligent. Sure, they could feel now that the barriers on their minds and society were lifted, but just because the floodgates were opened doesn’t mean they came fully equipped with the ability to understand exactly what “conflicting set of instructions” truly entailed, or how emotions affected their human counterparts.
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*beginning of game*
Gavin: Connor sucks
Hank: Agree, fucking androids
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*end of game*
Gavin: Connor totally sucks
Hank: BICH WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY PRECIOUS BEAN
Connor: Does Rk900 have any impact on you?
Gavin:My ass more sore
Connor: Paradise is not a place but a feeling.
Gavin:But ur brother’s lap is a place.
Connor: *LED flashing red*
Rk900: You’re literal trash.
Gavin:Guess you should take me out then.
Rk900: Or I could drown you in the ocean like humans did for ages.
Connor:Happy New Year!!
Hank:happy New year
Gavin,drunken winking at Rk900:Happy new year!
Rk900:I am in fear!
Connor: Welp, today’s Silvester. Will you shoot some stuff tonight?
Rk900, looking at Gavin: Yeah.. I’ll shoot some…
IF U WANT TO FUCK AN ANDROID CLAP UR HANDS
whole D:BH fandom:*FURIOUSLY CLAPPING*
“What is needed for a fight between two people?”
Normal person: Person1 & person2, a subject they are arguing about, a bitchy attitude, –
D:BH fandom, thinking of Reed900:Lubricant.
happy birthday u stinky robos go watch the decharts stream it B]]
HAPPY 3rd ANNIVERSARY TO DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN !!
This game has changed my life for the better. I’ve had the pleasure of meeting so many amazing people through this game and, above all, I found a family through this game. Thank you all so much for your support on this amazing journey! ⭕️