#detroitbecomehuman
Rk900: Detective, your attitude has been so terrible today that I should srsly whoop your ass.
Gavin:*aroused gasp*
Rk900: rA9, I’m tired..
Gavin: Wh- androids can’t get tired.
Rk900: -of your attitude.
Rk9, doing a security check on a suspect: Put your hands up and spread your legs please.
Gavin: You didn’t say “please” when u said this to me last night.
Fowler: You’re getting paired with this android.
Gavin, under his breath: Ugh phck me
Rk900: That can be arranged.
Gavin:
Rk900:*existing*
Fandom-Gavin:
*beginning of game*
Gavin: Connor sucks
Hank: Agree, fucking androids
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*end of game*
Gavin: Connor totally sucks
Hank: BICH WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY PRECIOUS BEAN
Gavin:Ugh, you’re a pain in the ass
Rk900: I can arrange that.
Gavin:…wait-
Connor: Does Rk900 have any impact on you?
Gavin:My ass more sore
Connor: Paradise is not a place but a feeling.
Gavin:But ur brother’s lap is a place.
Connor: *LED flashing red*
Rk900: You’re literal trash.
Gavin:Guess you should take me out then.
Rk900: Or I could drown you in the ocean like humans did for ages.
there’s a Connor nendroid and this pic had such intense fucking energy I couldn’t help myself