#dbh shitpost
Rk900: Detective, your attitude has been so terrible today that I should srsly whoop your ass.
Gavin:*aroused gasp*
Rk900: rA9, I’m tired..
Gavin: Wh- androids can’t get tired.
Rk900: -of your attitude.
Fowler: You’re getting paired with this android.
Gavin, under his breath: Ugh phck me
Rk900: That can be arranged.
Gavin:
Gavin:*yawns* Shit I need coffee
Rk900: Being pretty must be tiring.
Gavin,flustered:I-
Rk900:So why are especially You always tired? I should be the one needing coffee.
Connor: Welp, today’s Silvester. Will you shoot some stuff tonight?
Rk900, looking at Gavin: Yeah.. I’ll shoot some…
*Rk900 knocking on Gavin’s frontdoor*
Gavin, *opening it*: What do you want Tincan?
Rk900:May I come in?
Gavin: May you come in,- my ass!
Rk900:
Gavin:wait-no-
*Gavin getting introduced to Rk900*
Gavin:
Fowler:This is the new Android u’re getting paired wi-
Gavin:
“What is needed for a fight between two people?”
Normal person: Person1 & person2, a subject they are arguing about, a bitchy attitude, –
D:BH fandom, thinking of Reed900:Lubricant.
The second drawing also serves as an unexaggerated view of how Gavin looks to nines
the same
I’m sorry, but it’s time for shitposts and memes now XD
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³ᵈ ᵇᵃˢᵉ ᶠᶤᵍᵘʳᵉ ᵘˢᵉᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵃʳᵏᵘˢ ᵇʸ ᵐᵉᵗᵒʳᶤᵃ ᵒᶰ ᵗʷᶤᵗᵗᵉʳ
Fowler:What state do you live in?
Connor:Constant anxiety.
Sixty:Denial!
Nines:Perfection.
Hank:Michigan.
Gavin:Why are you all saying the same thing?