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Robin Musings, as per John Constantine

aka Magic Boi Extraordinaire, Ph.D. Shark Biology

Robin I

• Eh what’s this
• It’s smiling at me
• You’re ruining my aesthetic, kid
• Here, put on this trenchcoat
• Much better
• No I haven’t seen your kid, Batman
• This kid is clearly mine
• Hence the trenchcoat

Robin II

• Hey kid
• Wanna be surly and moody with me
• You have to look into the horizon and appear disillusioned
• Very good
• You’re a natural
• All you need now is a trenchcoat

Robin III

• Hello munchkin
• You appear to have a natural talent with skulking around
• Ah, you stalked Batman
• Excellent detective work
• Here, I have this tiny trenchcoat for you
• I carry them around now, just in case

Robin IV

• Of course I can create food with magic
• Pancakes? Sure.
• What do you mean, pancakes are fluffy
• Pancakes are thin and flat and taken with sugar and a bit of lemon
• Just like the queen intended

Robin III again

• You need a detective persona
• Mine is surely “surly and British”
• You can be “clever and twinky”

Robin V

• Whatcha hiding there, kiddo
• It couldn’t be six stay kittens, could it?
• The same six kittens that Batman specifically told you not to bring home?
• You need better sneaking skills
• Here use this trenchcoat
• You can stuff all kinds of things in it and you can never tell from the outside

Robin III again (remix)

• Why exactly do you want to learn how to sneak around
• Oh you want to see your hunky boyfriend
• Batman’s opposed, I take it
• Well first, if you want to sneak effectively, you have to get rid of the sequined thing and sheer booty shorts