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Robin Musings, as per John Constantine
aka Magic Boi Extraordinaire, Ph.D. Shark Biology
Robin I
- Eh what’s this
- It’s smiling at me
- You’re ruining my aesthetic, kid
- Here, put on this trenchcoat
- Much better
- No I haven’t seen your kid, Batman
- This kid is clearly mine
- Hence the trenchcoat
Robin II
- Hey kid
- Wanna be surly and moody with me
- You have to look into the horizon and appear disillusioned
- Very good
- You’re a natural
- All you need now is a trenchcoat
Robin III
- Hello munchkin
- You appear to have a natural talent with skulking around
- Ah, you stalked Batman
- Excellent detective work
- Here, I have this tiny trenchcoat for you
- I carry them around now, just in case
Robin IV
- Of course I can create food with magic
- Pancakes? Sure.
- What do you mean, pancakes are fluffy
- Pancakes are thin and flat and taken with sugar and a bit of lemon
- Just like the queen intended
Robin III again
- You need a detective persona
- Mine is surely “surly and British”
- You can be “clever and twinky”
Robin V
- Whatcha hiding there, kiddo
- It couldn’t be six stay kittens, could it?
- The same six kittens that Batman specifically told you not to bring home?
- You need better sneaking skills
- Here use this trenchcoat
- You can stuff all kinds of things in it and you can never tell from the outside
Robin III again (remix)
- Why exactly do you want to learn how to sneak around
- Oh you want to see your hunky boyfriend
- Batman’s opposed, I take it
- Well first, if you want to sneak effectively, you have to get rid of the sequined thing and sheer booty shorts
Before vs after pep talk | Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #36 vs #37
Batgirls kicking ass | Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #3 vs #32 vs #36
Stephanie Brown and “something to prove” | Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #36
Bonus: They’re right and they should say it
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Instead of one Batkid filling in as Batman when Bruce can’t they all do it and every single citizen of Gotham will swear to their dying breath that there is only one Batman and that it’s the same person in every picture regardless of if the pictures are of Stephanie and Damian or of Dick and Jason or whatever, they are all clearly the same Batman, yes even the one in the corner of the picture because Batman™
