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a Thought: the batkids looking and acting like a Creacher just as much as The Bat himself

like this:

bc my first thought was if damian leaned into being a Lil Gremlim more he’d very easily exude the same ~vibes as Creacher Batsy

imagine this tiny hellion

looking like a weirdo creature similar to the 6’ night demon he fights crime with

and then i realized, why stop at damian?

why not have dick perching on rooftops looking exactly like a gargoyle, but somehow this statue can jump and move like a monkey in the middle of a concrete jungle?

why not have jason looming in the shadows like a nocturnal bigfoot to scare the shit outta criminals in the alleys? why not have him move like a creature of the night that no one understands the physics of?

why not have tim be a half-zombie lurking around corners at god-knows-why-in-the-morning with his fingers curled around a shot of 5hr energy drink like it’s sauron’s ring and he’s gollum?

why not have cass be a Creacher exactly like bruce but just smaller and arguably scarier when she’s wearing her costume w the stitched up mouth? unlike the Big Bat, you can’t see any part of her face, and she looks like a wholeass Mini Bat but silent, and isn’t that just horrifying? what the fuck kind of expression is she making under that mask?? would a smile be less or more terrifying??

and this doesn’t just apply to the main gaggle of bats—it extends to the rest of the family too: duke, steph, kate, luke, babs, all of them

i guess what i’m saying is that i would like an urban legend version of the batfamily where all of them are funky looking cryptids that somehow communicate exclusively in grunts and fistfights LOL

Instead of one Batkid filling in as Batman when Bruce can’t they all do it and every single citizen of Gotham will swear to their dying breath that there is only one Batman and that it’s the same person in every picture regardless of if the pictures are of Stephanie and Damian or of Dick and Jason or whatever, they are all clearly the same Batman, yes even the one in the corner of the picture because Batman™

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