#jercy speaks

guess who finished a course with an 80 (well technically 79.57 BUT CLOSE ENOUGH) from a really hard marking prof???

a Thought: the batkids looking and acting like a Creacher just as much as The Bat himself

like this:

bc my first thought was if damian leaned into being a Lil Gremlim more he’d very easily exude the same ~vibes as Creacher Batsy

imagine this tiny hellion

looking like a weirdo creature similar to the 6’ night demon he fights crime with

and then i realized, why stop at damian?

why not have dick perching on rooftops looking exactly like a gargoyle, but somehow this statue can jump and move like a monkey in the middle of a concrete jungle?

why not have jason looming in the shadows like a nocturnal bigfoot to scare the shit outta criminals in the alleys? why not have him move like a creature of the night that no one understands the physics of?

why not have tim be a half-zombie lurking around corners at god-knows-why-in-the-morning with his fingers curled around a shot of 5hr energy drink like it’s sauron’s ring and he’s gollum?

why not have cass be a Creacher exactly like bruce but just smaller and arguably scarier when she’s wearing her costume w the stitched up mouth? unlike the Big Bat, you can’t see any part of her face, and she looks like a wholeass Mini Bat but silent, and isn’t that just horrifying? what the fuck kind of expression is she making under that mask?? would a smile be less or more terrifying??

and this doesn’t just apply to the main gaggle of bats—it extends to the rest of the family too: duke, steph, kate, luke, babs, all of them

i guess what i’m saying is that i would like an urban legend version of the batfamily where all of them are funky looking cryptids that somehow communicate exclusively in grunts and fistfights LOL

everyone talks about how sleep deprived and 3-coffees-away-from-becoming-the-walking-dead tim is but i want this energy for bernard too

i want him up at buttfuck in the morning reading about soy grand theory and how the soyification of the world is part of the domino effect that caused movements like we are robin

i want him crouched over a screen with his eyes wide like (O_O) as he pours over hollow earth theories and how hollow earth houses all of the shadow government’s failed experiments to create metas

i want him red-eyed and clutching a can of redbull as he opens another page of how weather control isn’t done by secret towers placed around the world but by ex-members of the justice league who are mind controlled by the illuminati

and most importantly i want him and tim to stumble into each other in the middle of the night like this:

wip game

tagged by: no one bc i just stole this from here lol iight leggo /o/

rules: post the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have wips

(note: almost all of these titles have variations on them aka fic 1a.docx, fic 1b.docx, fic 1b 2.docx, etc. to streamline and save space, i’m just listing the base file name then adding the variations at the end. also, i’m only sticking to wips on my phone bc if i had to check my laptop then this list would be embarrassingly long lol)

in order of most recently modified:

1. i know what im doing (jayroylian escape) 1a / 1b / 1c / 2a
2. love for sale thing idk oh god 1a
3. why not the cute hoodie fic gfdi 1a / 1b
4. tiny meow meow broose 1a
5. oh boy
6. like mother, like son (FUCK YEAH GOOD TITLE) 1a
7. IM IN HELL (BATFAM ED) 1a
8. vanxcardia sleep 5n1 a / b / c
9. god please help me
10. some fuckin symbrock thing 1a

tagging: no one bc i’m procrastinating lmao ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ if you wanna do this, just say i tagged you~!!

striveattemptfail:

based on this postandthis post, writing something about that damn hoodie has been bugging me since the ep was released and if someone else decides for me maybe i can actually write it lol

so choose!

1. make the fic focus only on timber, no kon on the side
2. add a side of pining kon
3. add a side of endgame timberkon
4. write both options 2 & 3 as separate fics with the same beginning but alternate endings

kk pls help me thank u<3

in light of the latest fast pass episode i have been Renewed in my quest to write this

i still can’t decide tho and the vote is tied <___>

based on this postandthis post, writing something about that damn hoodie has been bugging me since the ep was released and if someone else decides for me maybe i can actually write it lol

so choose!

1. make the fic focus only on timber, no kon on the side
2. add a side of pining kon
3. add a side of endgame timberkon
4. write both options 2 & 3 as separate fics with the same beginning but alternate endings

kk pls help me thank u<3