#dean x castiel
I want a Destiel assassin AU where Dean and Cas are both hired separately to kill Trump.
They run into each other, literally, on their way to kill him.
They are constantly pushing each other out of way and arguing about who gets to kill him.
Eventually the tension grows so much that Cas pushes Dean into a wall and kisses him roughly.
They agree to work together to quickly kill him and then go on to have great sex.
They end up as a happy married couple in a Trump-free world.
CastieltellingDean “I love you” js completed me.
It has saved me from 2020.
I’m equally happy and sad.
How To Reference Romantic Attraction Between Your Characters:
- Person A’s inability to make eye-contact for long periods of time while Person B is constantly looking into A’s eyes. (extra points if Person A looks away and blushes)
- Interest Copying (When interested in another person, humans tend to copy that person’s movements, stature, etc)
- Cute nervous ticks while around one another (Dont just use blushing and stuttering! Other ticks exist! Shuffling, fiddling their thumbs, scratching the back of their neck, bouncing their leg, nervous laughter, picking at their palm, biting the inside of their cheek, etc!)
- Remembering little details about one another (How person A never eats the beans on their plate, or person B’s favorite color, the color of their eyes, where their birthmark is, are they a morning or night person? Bonus points if they figure this information out by observation, not by being told!)
- Constantly smiling or laughing around their love interest
- Confessing their love (but only in Spanish)
Cas: please? For me?
Dean: don’t do that
Cas:what?
Dean: you think every time you say ‘please? For me?’ I’ll do whatever you want, well, not this time
Cas: please? For me?
Dean:okay
Dean: [to Cas] I heard you think I’m cute
Cas:maybe…
Dean: [trying to flirt] well… I also think I’m cute
Dean: I’d like you all to remember how much you adore me and how dull your lives would be without me
Jack:
Cas:
Sam: …what did you do?
Cas: Dean, we need to talk about-
Dean: the kitchen was already on fire when I got there
Cas:what?
Dean:what?
Cas: Dean just texted me back ‘lmao’ from the other room
Cas: I hear no laughing
Cas: I’m dating a laugh liar
Dean: sure, you could probably fight better than me…
Dean: but have you ever seen anyone CRY in the middle of the battlefield?
Cas:
Dean: that’s what I THOUGHT
Dean: I wasn’t that drunk last night
Cas: you started cutting pineapples at 3 am while yelling ‘stop hiding, spongebob! I know you’re in there!’
Dean:
Dean: but did I find him though?
Missing him was dark grey, all alone.
Will I ever draw anything else ever again? Probably not.
Huuuh, how about some bloody boys on this lovely Sunday evening?
Eh, something something the Empty.
This just kind of happened while dicking around with different brushes and doing some face studies. Yee.
Beep boop and now kiss :o)
The hurt/comfort Collection
If Cas was here
In my hallucinated version of Supernatural Dean is way more touchy.
