#dear god
Hi all, I haven’t posted in like a year or more. Who knows. I wonder if any of yall who follow me are still active. It was really funny looking back on my spirit work posts bc turns out I just had dissociative identity disorder and my ghost friends were alters. The more you knowww
F in chat
the mcu is the “the curtains are just blue” of cinematic experiences
Is that why it’s so good?
YOU
this picture added 20 more years to my lifespan
Gary Oldman, “Bram Stoker’s Dracula” (Francis Ford Coppola, 1992)
Lifelong: 20 years
summary: an impromptu trip across the country to take care of aaron.
pairing: fem!reader x aaron hotchner
content: unrequited love, guilt, angst, sadness, fluff if you squint kind of?
an: aaron is soooo baby in this one. okay my friends we’re close to the end here, hearts will be mended soon. next part is massive <3
word count: 1k
When Aaron calls you for the second time this week you know that’s something’s up. The two of you have a weekly call that’s already been had and you’re still at work. In fact, he’s still at work.
AFFFFAFAGWVSHWH IM A MESS A BLUBBERING BABY BAWLINV MESS
Imagine getting jumped by sextuplets and you hear one of them go “Zansu this bitch”
love that for a sec chat noir thought ladybug was thousands of years old and his response was to flirt
Chat Noir: so how old are you exactly
Ladybug: [speaking in 13 voices at once] 5814 if you count my mortal years
Chat Noir: [twirling hair] HAHA “mortal years” you are sooooooooo funny
Nathalie checking Adrien’s internet history and it’s all “is a 10k+ age gap okay” and “how to get an immortal to fall in love with me”
youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??
Being as an Ocean // Even the Dead Have Their Tasks
…time to flail mercilessly like I’ve never before. Maybe Poseidon will have mercy on me if I do the reverse rain dance.
AWAY, POTENTIAL POSEIDON PMS STRIKE!!
…Dont judge. This is how I cope.
I wonder vaguely if it’ll work.
greg, mouth full of potatoes: oh wow! these potatoes are amazing! like so good. not to overstate the tastiness of these potatoes but like they’re possibly the best i’ve ever had maybe?
tom, materializing in front of him: what the fuck did u just say? the best potatoes you’ve ever had? you unsophisticated plebe. i could cook u potatoes that would be a thousand times better than these bottom of the barrel shit fuck potatoes. my potatoes would rock your goddamn world. you’d be screaming my name so loud that the neighboring lords and ladies would be able to hear you from miles away and then to shut you up i’d shove more potatoes in your mouth. bet you’d like that though wouldn’t u you sick fuck. god.
Loquatius WOULD be the drama
Comic a couple years after Anne left amphibia
Jedi and Mandalorians go together like milk and cookies. Someone always gotta be inside the other