batman: … the function of the communication devices is-
superman, looking at stuff in orbit around the earth: huh! that’s the baseball my dad got me for christmas. you can still see neil allen’s signature on it.
superman, tears in his eyes: i never thought i’d see this again
op your tags are an absolutely necessary addition
[ID: screenshot of tumblr tags reading “#superman regularly knocks/punches/throws things into orbit only to find it again when he himself is in space #sometimes nasa makes him do a cleanup route of space and he finds like used towels. clothes. baseballs. a dinosaur toy he didn’t like #nasa’s like ‘wow its so great you helped us clean space trash. can you tell us the origin of what you found?’ #and he’s holding up like an old t-shirt ‘well the label says made in china’ #nasa: who do you think would send old t-shirts and children’s toys into space? #clark: well presumably a young alien who is learning how to deal with his powers and did not think nasa would drag him for it #clark kent #superman #superfam”]
why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell
