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I’m sorry but that’s fucking hilarious

spiritual successor to “this is just to say”

The first time I heard my parents swear, I was about 6 and my dad and I were buidling something out of two-by-fours in the garage and he hit his thumb with a hammer and, naturally, yelled “SHIT!”

I stared at him.

He stared at me, eyes watering.

“Now listen,” he said, forcing himself to remain calm as he held his rapidly-becoming purple thumb. “-That’s a word we say ONLY when we’re Really, Really hurt. Now go get your mother.”

And for an improvised moment of parenting, that was actually brilliant because I was a clumsy, uncoordinated child and was basically constantly falling, running into walls, knocking shit over and generally sounding like I was involved in a fatal accident in the other room, but now my parents knew not to worry unless they heard the reedy voice of a pained elementary schooler shrieking “SHIT!”

My teachers on the other hand, were significantly less appreciative of my father’s genius.

Hi I was raised by Mormons and my Education apparently still has holes: WHAT is the rest of the phrase “yippee ki yay”

The Original Quote, from the first Die Hard Movie:

“Yipee Ki Yay, Motherfucker!”

For years now I had been wondering about this! I’ve seen the movie Die Hard a few times on TV, but I guess they usually cut that line for censorship reasons. Between that and an old Jack in the Box commercial, when I hear the phrase “Yippee ki yay”, I instead usually complete the line with “mini sirloin burgers!”


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 Kyss mig (2011) dir. Alexandra-Therese Keining  Kyss mig (2011) dir. Alexandra-Therese Keining

Kyss mig (2011) dir. Alexandra-Therese Keining


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Matthew:- “Yes, I’m drunk,

And you are beautiful,

And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.”

What your dog thinks when inside the crate

“I guess in some people’s lives, no one tells you what to be, and so you be nothing.”Palo Alto“I guess in some people’s lives, no one tells you what to be, and so you be nothing.”Palo Alto

“I guess in some people’s lives, no one tells you what to be, and so you be nothing.”

Palo Alto (2013)


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