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Some more feral™ Heisenberg in these trying times.Some more feral™ Heisenberg in these trying times.

Some more feral™ Heisenberg in these trying times.


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I don’t know which one of these new Breaking Bad ReAction 3 ¾" Retro Action Figure

I don’t know which one of these new Breaking Bad ReAction 3 ¾" Retro Action Figures from Funko is more covetable, but right now I’m leaning toward Heisenberg. But heck, at about $10 a pop, you can have ‘em all!

My only complaint is that Duffel Bag Jesse lacks the intense charisma of Aaron Paul’s piercing gaze, but some things just can’t be molded in plastic.


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Do You Want to Build a Meth Lab? Frozen x Breaking Bad Parody by Animeme. Walter and Jesse voiced by Brock Baker.Get the song on iTunes.

Finally catching up with some of the more delightful content I missed while I was otherwise occupied. I had trouble catching some of the lyrics on this one and will need to listen to it again on the headphones, but for those of you cursed with bum hearing equipment like me, Dorkly kindly provided the lyrics:

Do You Want to Build a Meth Lab?

Jesse,
Do you want to build a meth lab?
Come on let’s go and cook
I never see you anymore
Come out the door,
Let’s make our product by the book!
We’ll make lots of money
Just you and me
We’ll stack the cash up high!
Do you want to build a meth lab?
A rolling RV meth lab

Go away, Mr. White

Just one try…

Do you want to build a meth lab?
Or dodge some of Gus’ calls?
I think some cook time is overdue
I’ve started talking to the money in the walls
(Look there, Holly!)
It gets a little lonely,
In this empty lab,
Just watching that fly whiz by…
(Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz)

Jesse, please
I know you’re in there,
Badger’s asking where you’ve been,
This can’t all be for nothing
And I’m trying to,
Make things right with you
Just let me in
We built this empire together
And it’s all we have
What do you want to do?

Do you want to build a meth lab? (cough)

This Breaking Bad tribute video by Alexandre Gasulla is beautifully edited and well worth eight minutes of your time.

One Shot: Analyzing films, one shot at a timeNowhere in the series does Walter look more alone, more

One Shot: Analyzing films, one shot at a time

Nowhere in the series does Walter look more alone, more trapped and isolated, than in this shot. Technically it looks marvelous, right down to the slight camera-shake which seems to shake in tandem with the music and relates the emotionally fragile state of Walter. Besides the obvious visual strength of the shot it also works so perfectly as an end to the middle act of the season and introduce the final act. Walter is now trapped, with no way of escape left to him. He is cornered and has no choice but to fight for his survival.


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Heisenberg Humiliated By a Baby (Via Round the Clock TV on YouTube)

Happy Halloween from Heisenberg.

Happy Halloween from Heisenberg.


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Bryan Cranston​ by Graphik(H)​


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NSFW IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN!!!!! 18+ ONLY!!!

Karl Heisenberg was pissed off pacing like a lion in a cage, back and forth, back and forth. He saw you near other village boys from the top of the factory as he was worried where you were, of course, who wouldn’t want a beautiful flower-like you? You felt eyes on you and you instantly knew it was Karl, watching you, you didn’t pay much attention. There was a moment when you looked at him you knew and remembered the look in his green eyes rimmed with yellow, you saw it…it was this one time when a drunk man in the village grabbed your butt and you tried to pry him off and away from Karl, it was a big mistake, BIG-GREAT mistake that after he was splattered on the wall the next day! He was pissed off now, these brats have no idea whom you belong to, you are his and his alone I guess this is something you need to show to his little naughty, naughty girl!

The punishment goes to be turning into smut so if you’re under 18+. A warning here will be different content and if you DON’T like it don’t read it, Daddy kink, Dominance, Chocking, The reader is a mischievous little minx. If you’re not into this I repeat turn back now!

He sat at the stool, his posture showed pure dominance, the lights in the room were dimmed making his face look even more sinister, the corner of his lip was pulled into a tiny sly smile, which explained what will happen after 2 minutes. You came in unexpecting Karl to be off his work so early, after all, he was a workaholic, so you were humming a melody that you heard from the kids, that you met today it was catchy, as you started to undress. Not noticing that Karl sat there in his whole glory looking at every move that you made, his green-rimmed with yellow eyes lurking at every single move you made. You turned to where Heisenberg was sitting and jumped a bit letting out a shriek of surprise looking into Karl’s eyes, oh you knew you did something wrong. He was tapping his strong and thick, littered with scars fingers on his thick thighs as he was looking at you, his eyes slightly narrowed at your form. “Tell me sweet little one, you had a great time with those gents today, didn’t cha?” he tilted his head and looked over your form you were so curved, your body was a temple of his and he was the only one permitted to visit it, you were so gorgeous but you needed to know whom you belonged to, you, on the other hand, was so confused why he was mad. “Come to me, sweet little one, come closer, I’ve missed you so much!” he said in a sweet sing-song voice you visibly relaxed and he waited only for this to happen, you to lose your guard that something was very very wrong.

You come closer letting yourself between Karl’s legs, as he looks up at you, something unpredictable bubbles in your belly, as you slide your hands over his strong and wide shoulders. He slides his hands over your night-gown, as you enjoy the touch of his big calloused hands, in one moment he flips you over his leg and traps your hands behind your back making you immobile as the only thing you could do is gasp as he bends you over his knees. “ Such a naughty little kitten, so bad and misbehaving, you know I need to punish you, right? You’ve been very…very bad!” he purrs the words out making you mewl out “K-Karl, I-I have no i-idea what are you t-talking about!?” hanging with your butt sticking in the air, you know what was coming as he tsked at your poor attempt to wiggle out. “Now, now babydoll, let’s not make it harder for both of us, would you be a little sweet buttercup and count for Daddy, hmm? I have a hard time to count when my sweet buttercup is so naughty and plays with others!” he raised his large hand without giving a warning and slapped your butt as you arched your back and yelped “O-One.”

36 SLAPS LATER, your poor ass was red and bruised, it hurt like hell. You were trembling and little tears were streaming down your face, as Heisenberg was breathing hard, trailing his hand over the red angry marks from his punishment, he looked over his handy-work. “You did so well for Daddy, such an obedient kitten, so lovely, taking her punishment like the big girl you are, right? I think you deserve a reward, yes little one deserves a sweet reward from her Daddy, doesn’t she, yes she does!” he lifted you up and set you on the bed, keeping your head at the end hanging you looked at him upside-down questioningly. He let his belts fall off and down first, then he unbuttoned his combat pants letting his huge cock spring out, he liked to wear underwear but not when it was summertime, it was dripping with pre-cum, a beautiful pearly bead glistening seductively over the opening, as you gulped down, it was hard for you to get used to his big thickness and size. “Well, little kitten open up for the grande reward after all good girls get rewards!” he laughed darkly as he looked at your form licking his lips, his eyes displaying the huger he had for your body, your soul, he wanted all of you as if you were the most delicious buffet he had spread in front of him.

You got on your knees opened widely your mouth as your tongue slid and wrapped itself around his head giving it I try, he was impatient tho, as his hand wrapped around your head and he shoved his cock inside your wet, slick cavern and let out a moan, “Oh little one, so sweet and wet for Daddy,yessss!” he growled out, pushing deeper into your mouth with each thrust as your throat showed the bulge you had from his massive cock, he was definitely proud that your small, mouth could take him like this. You were drooling and boy he was enjoying your mouth wrapped around him and your pouty face as you sucked him off, he enjoyed seeing your petite form destroyed by him, he loved seeing you so fragile and small compared to him, you were his buttercup after all. You moned under his thrusts as he was nearing his peak, it gave him more motivation to bob your head faster and faster, he was groping your breasts playing with them, pulling your nipples, and squeezing them, they were hard and ready for more games. You felt him nearing his peak as he purred “Come on little babydoll make your Daddy proud! Drink all Daddy gives you…all till the last drop!”, and you did, his big load shot into your throat as you started drinking it, he was in pure bliss, watching you devouring his semen like that. “Yeah like this, drink it all don’t let a drop go to waste, yeah Daddy’s little greedy monster!” his face was contorted in pure pleasure and you felt proud that you could make him fall apart from your little game!

You tried to catch your breath as Karl was already hard as he picked you up, carefully, and laid you on your back, looking at you trying greedily to suck in air, spit and his cum dripping on your breasts, you were so damn perfect for him. Not only the love-making part but as a partner, devoted and loyal to him, despite his jealousy outbursts and possessiveness, now it was his time to show you love and appeasing in every movement he made. He hovered over you taking a warm soaked rag and wiping your mouth and breasts, he threw it back in the bowl, his body was sculpted so damn well as if he was a statue crafted by the gods, as he launched at your mouth, kissing you dominantly and deep with a low rumble, he penetrated your wet, tight pussy as you moaned into the kiss, you were trembling to be filled and now Karl did fill you well and to the brim with his thickness, as he was moving deep and fast he was leaving sloppy kisses all over your body but what he loved to play with, were your breasts, his mouth wet and warm wrapped itself around your nipple, sucking it and then leaving with a pop, he circled the areola making you arch and moan into him, he chuckled “Who’s making you feel good, tell me buttercup, tell to Daddy who’s making you cum like the good slut you are?!” he growled, making you moand and mewl out “You do Daddy, you always make me feel s-so, g-good!” making him hum arounf your breast.

He was chasing after his orgasm and chasing yours as well when he felt you tightening around him he moaned looking down at you, with pure adoration as he held your face looking at you.“My little babydoll, my sweet little one gonna fill you up so badly to the brim, I’ll fill you up so deep you’ll love it, look at yourself, sweet little one enjoying my cock so badly! I want you to come on Daddy’s cock, you got me kitten, milk my cock with your sweet juice!!!” he pushed deeper into you making your belly bulge as you neared your orgasm, “D-Dadd…DADDY! I-I-I’m cu-cum-cumiiing!” you screamed silently the last part arching into him. “Yes, yes! Come for me, yes I’m close to my little precious Buttercup. I won’t give you to anyone, do you hear me, whom you belong to, say it. SAY IT KITTEN!” you looked at him lovingly in a post-orgasmic state, absolutely filled with pure adoration and love for your lover you answered “You Daddy, I’m all yours. F-Forever!” that made him shudder as he shot his hot seed into your core making the bulge more visible now, he was pumping through your abused hole as some of the semen flowed out refusing to stay in, he stilled and laid to the side holding you closer, you laid both worn out and gasping as he started touching your body parts where he bit you a bit hard and left bruises, he kissed them and nipped them enjoying his marking, as he held your face close yo his and kissed you with the biggest passion and love in the whole world.

“ Come little one let me wash you, yeah let’s wash our little kitten, after having your reward, you did so good for me little one, Daddy is proud of you!” he said lovingly as he set you into the hot bath, as you both sighed and looked at each other, he was sitting behind you as you laid back in his huge frame feeling protected and loved, you smirked mischievously and decided to tease him! “Karl, were you jealous?” you looked at him and he smiled with his wolfish smile looking down at you, licking his lips, yellow eyes trailing your poor destroyed body. “How do you think?” he looked down at you squinting his eyes, “Karl, don’t tell me you have forgotten your birthday?!! I was talking to the boys to help me with the organization and to bring some stuff from the Duke, you’re such a jealous dork!!” you laughed, now it was his moment to be embarrassed the tips of his ears were red as his cheeks he looked to the side shamed, ‘What an idiot!’ he thought, 'Did I just…shit!’ he heard a giggle peeking trough his thick fingers raising an eyebrow at your giggles as he scooped you closer and growled as an annoyed puppy would into your ear. You smiled and kissed him, deeply and lovingly, “ You’re so silly Karl that’s so cute…but you, know I don’t mind, that was kinda…really hot, guess that’s my gift to you, love. Happy Birthday Karl Heisenberg!” A moment of silence was spread through the bathroom as you teased again“Babydoll, eh Karl, you really have a Daddy kink…damn why you didn’t tell me sooner…Daddy?” you giggled seductively, he sighed deeply as he leaned and in the deepest and gravel voice he said into your ear rising goosebumps and excitement once more… “Y/N don’t tempt me!” he smirked when you were mute for few minutes blushing and earning a chuckle from Karl, yes it was an amazing birthday present!

So it’s a continuation of The Real thing fanfic so consider this Part 2

WARNING/NSFW/BLOOD/MATING/KNOTTING/LYCAN!KARL/BREEDING KINK!!!

You went to sleep this faithful night as you laid in your clothes and dozing out, your brain was hardly forgetting what did happen to you a month ago when the famous Karl Heisenberg appeared in your room and decide to have his way with you, not that you complained about it you really loved it. As you fell asleep in your full clothing…suddenly you woke up to a rather strange feeling of coldness jolting up you found yourself in a cage with other girls that were in a state of panic just like you reaching for your neck you found…a collar?! Okay, that was some kind of twisted game of some kind of hobo-killer, right…as you all were questioning why the hell all of you are locked in the cages like some kind of animals and, wearing collars a slight buzzing was heard as something like a school radio rang to life the voice hit you like a splash of cold water in the morning. “Good morning ladies, you see probably you would ask yourselves why are we here and what the fucking hell it’s going on?! Well…” the com quieted down, your heart started beating faster it was Heisenberg, how did he… then you remembered last night there was a terrifying thunderstorm, probably somehow he transacted you to his world, which made you even more scared as you knew abou the game and what monsters this world contained as breaking your train of thoughts unceremoniously Heisenberg continued…

“Lady Dimitriscue wanted to have you for the perfect bottle of bloody wine for her and her daughters but oh I got another fate for you! "A game let’s say so!” he chuckled darkly reminding you of that night when he took you over and over again, you bit your lip in anticipation. “You see my boys are a bit…errrr, in a specific mood, they need some…female company!” he laughed as you heard hisses and growls mixed with roars around you, your skin covered in goosebumps as some girls were crying and whimpering that they didn’t want to die, you huffed clearly annoyed it was not time to whine as the com continued deaf to their pleas and cries “This game is pretty easy, you cross the border you’re free to go home, if…the boys get you well you’re in for good time and, hell probably gotta rise the pups population in here!” he laughed darkly as the roars were getting closer and closer “Ohhh look at this the boys are ready to play with their new toys. Are you girls!?” he mocked the ones that were mainly terrified as he went quiet for a moment.’ Leave this place single my shit!’ you thought you knew that this game was meant to be a losing game as the com screeched back to life “Even… hell with it I’ll join the game…to…heh…reveal some… tension! So, girls get yourselves ready and let’s see what are you made of!?” he said that in a seductive tone as if it was aimed at you the same damn phrase he said before ravishing your body, you needed concentration as you turned back and barked some commands “Shut up everyone!!” everyone went silent so you continued “If you want to get out and alive you’ll need to give everything from you like your life depends on it, and it does!” you were damn serious as the girls nodded and got ready for the chase the com came back.

“I am impressed…looks like you got yourself a leader in there, not bad, not bad…but the boys have leader too…ME!” he growled into the com the lycan were excited it was the rut month and they needed mates, as Dimitriscue always got the maidens it was Heisenberg’s turn to have them because the Lycans would go nuts and destroy the village with their residences altogether, you…ohh you were different fruit to taste, he was thinking this whole month how he would ravage your body once more, fucking you into submission! “I’ll give you a 10-second headstart and let’s say good luck ladies you’ll need it! Get ready!” he said that the cages clicked open but the things that were yet hidden to your eyes didn’t run after you instantly as if waiting for a command “Let the show begin One..!” you broke through the cage’s entrance everyone running after you into the woods, as you were a fast runner you somehow still heard the com “Two…” you showed to the others to split up, as you ran in different directions the next number came “Three…”, you sped up towards the rocky area, as you went through it “Four…you better be hiding really well ladies the lycans have a strong sense of smell!” he was trying to slap the fear into the hearts of these poor girls, you didn’t know what would happen to them as you run further away from the factory“Five!” Run fast, run fast goddarnit “Six!!” he laughed at the poor attempts as you heard roars and growls from the creatures, you came across a river bingo, if you swam through it they won’t be able to follow your scent, “Seven!” you jumped in, damn it was cold but it was worth it “Eight, get ready!” you didn’t know to who this phrase was aimed but swam anyway “Nine, oh the reward is so close!” you saw a cave double bingo! “I’m very sorry girls… TEN! Come on boys it’s time to catch some joy for yourselves! Sooo FETCH!”

The roars were so damn loud even you heard them, while climbing to the cave you gathered some sticks for the fire so you could warm up and dry your clothes walking into the cave you set the fire pit which was big enough, as you made a hanger to dry your clothes you thanked your grandpa for learning you basics to survive in the woods, clothing discarded the cave actually was cozy and warm. You heard random screams of the girls getting caught but expecting more bloodcurdling screams but was met with moans and screams of pleasure, you were getting wet and it was damn torture, didn’t Lord Heisenberg remember you, maybe he didn’t like you anymore. As you were playing with the collar you failed to see a shadow flash by the cave’s entrance, your clothes almost ready as you got up to check you felt eyes on you as you kneeled pretending to fix the boots you grabbed a thick stick engulfed with fire seeing the deformed body of a man with sharp teeth and glowing eyes peering back at you, as you let out a yelp he aimed at you only to be tackled by a bigger one and for sure stronger lycan. They fought for a little like the smallest one fleed the scene you stood on your place terrified as the bigger one turned around his face was so familiar as he sneered at you showing his fangs his eyes that were glowing yellow and his body that was covered in places with thicker black hair, his hands big and muscular with claws he took a step closer to the fire for fucks sake he was HUGE.

You took a step back as he took one closer snarling at you baring his teeth as he aimed at you making you yelp and slip back before hitting the ground, you feel him catching you before the fall you opened your eyes only to see him looming over your trembling form, he was huffing and puffing hot air his hands slammed around your head as he leaned in licking your cheek, as he slid to your neck sniffing if you were marked and growling as he found out you were not. He slid lower to your breasts as he bit down on the left one his hot and wet mouth sucking and licking it his tongue aimed at your nipple you moaned as he kept switching between your breasts, he looked at your as his hand gripped your face and forcing your mouth open he plunged his tongue into your mouth almost making you choke on it he explored your mouth and slid to your throat making you moan and his groan into the said so kiss. He slid his tongue out making you yelp he slid down your body giving your breasts last suck and lick, he slid to your sex which was dripping with excitement, he sniffed it as an animal would and he latched himself on your wet cunt making you moan as he wrapped his hands around your tighs squeezing them with his claws and drawing bits of blood, as he took turns into sucking your cunt and leaving bites on your thighs, his tongue was doing crazy things that no other man you had before him couldn’t.

Comparing to this mindblowing feeling when suddenly he plunged his tongue into your womb as you screamed from pleasure and surprise, his tongue kept pumping in and out, occasionally swiping over you clit as you moaned underneath him as he licked and fucked your cunt with his tongue earning orgasm after orgasm as you covered his tongue and mouth with your juices, he switched positions. Looming over you he lined up his cock with your entrance as he slid the tip through your slickness you felt his hot cock rubbing itself into your folds, you moaned and the next words broke the beast in this man’s skin “Please Lord Heisenberg mate with me I want your beautiful thick cock to fill me with your breed!” he halted then his eyes burnt into yours he let out a roar and slammed himself into your womb knocking the wind out of you with his size, he pulled almost out and slammed back with full force, brutally fucking your tight hole as you were babbling and mewling mess underneath him, another orgasm hit you as you almost blacked out as he was chasing his orgasm, your body had bites, scratches, and bruises but you didn’t give a damn. “Yes my Lord, yes I want your b-brood in me, so d-deliciously t-thick, ahhh!” you were losing your mind as he snarled and started slamming even faster than before, turning you around as your back was to his chest he pounded into your poor cunt as you felt him getting sloppier, you also felt him…grow in size?!

You were scared and tried to stop him but he was beyond limits and understanding “M-My…L..l..L-Lord! I..I..w-won’t b-be ab-ble t-to, ah!!!” he slammed himself few times and then one last time pulling you by your thighs, locking his thick knot deep into your womb as he bit your neck marking you forever as his, emptying his seed into your womb as you screamed and came again. He knotted you emptying himself to the last drop, you belly grew as if gallons and gallons were injected into you, he laid back with you still knotted on his cock, moaning and mewling, he let his tongue swipe the blood from your neck and lick your cheek lovingly you moaned out “My Lord… I’m yours forever!” looking with such adoration to him he howled out as you heard the others howl back in response, everyone was bred that night, the girls were part of the pack, each of the lycans protecting their mates. He stayed inside of you this night you slept in the cave cuddled with your mate in the morning still intervened you woke up to the smug shit-eating grin of Lord Heisenberg himself, he winked at you as you were waking up, you felt him nuzzle you and kiss you “Morning starshine, slept well?” he purred the words into your ear, his strong hands were massaging softly your sour parts of your body, you could only hum and nod meekly as you hear a chuckle from him, he bucked his hips making you moan and mewl still feeling him inside you, he slid closer to your ear again whispering “It’s good buttercup because my frikin rut is longer than the others after all you got yourself an Alpha!” he smiled wolfishly as you laid there together accepting your new fates as he took you over and over into the next nights, you were a mate of Lord Heisenberg and truly you wouldn’t want it any other way!

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