#disney villain

*Elsa meeting Hans and finding out about his 5 minute relationship with Anna*

Elsa:

Elsa: Sweetheart, your vagina need glasses. He’s not worth it.

Anna:Elsa!

Gaston: I have Adam.

Charming: No, you don’t. Adam is his own person.

Gaston: Not like that, you idiot! I’m withAdam.

Charming:Look, you can talk shit as much as you want, but I’m with Adam and I trust my boyfriend.

Gaston: Holy fuck- I’ve KIDNAPPED Adam!

Charming, laughing: SHIT, GOOD LUCK!

Dr. Facilier: I’m going to kill you!

Tiana: Yeah, sure. Just wait until I get my life insurance, tho.

Shan Yu: I’m here to kill you!

Mulan: Be my guest.

Mulan: I survived the Matchmaker, nothing can kill me.

Shan Yu: Damn it!

22nd January 2021

Megabyte Beagle

Megabyte is the only one of the Beagle Boys whose name doesn’t begin with B. He’s also the only one who’s been to college and has a degree in computer programming, which he uses for hacking. For nefarious purposes. His only appearance was in Super DuckTales.

24th December 2020

Jacob and Robert Marley

Jacob and Robert Marley appear in The Muppet Christmas Carol played by Statler (right) and Waldorf (left). They are brothers and former business partners of Ebenezer Scrooge who died prior to the events of the film and appear to him as ghosts, warning him that their greed caused them to be in chains in the afterlife and that Scrooge himself would be visited by three spirits that night which would be his one chance to avoid that fate himself. They do this through the song Marley and Marley.

The Zhan Tiri we deserve.