#fa mulan
Disney witches
I made the Disney princesses with the Lily Story app
Mulan: *puts salt in Snow White’s coffee and hands it to her*
Snow White:*sips coffee*
Mulan:
Snow White: *drinks the whole cup*
Mulan: Hum… Didn’t the coffee taste weird?
Snow White: Well, yes. But I didn’t want to hurt your feelings, so I drank it all.
Mulan, tearing up: Oh… Okay-
Cinderella:*spots Mulan, Merida, Moana and Raya sitting on a bench*
Cinderella: Why do you guys look so uncomfortable?
Merida: Sit down with us, so we can tell you.
Cinderella: *sits down*
Mulan: This bench is freshly painted.
Cinderella:
Raya: What state did you live in?
Elsa:Anxiety.
Anna:Delusion.
Merida:Anger.
Jasmine:Perfection.
Mulan:China.
Bele: China’s a fucking country.
Mulan: Merida, hide!
Merida:??
Mulan: Your etiquette teacher is here. Aren’t you absent today?
Merida: I am.
Mulan: Then hide, you idiot!
Merida: No, you hide! I told them you’re dead, that’s why I didn’t go to school today!
Mulan: Do you know how to use a sword?
Raya: Of course I do. What’s hard to understand about swish-swish-stab?
Mulan: Actually, there are techniques-
Raya: It’s a fucking sword, dude. Not a fighter jet.
Mulan, in a gravelly voice: I am the hero this world deserves.
Tiana: You’re the hero that’s a pain in my ass! Now get off the roof and come down for dinner.
Merida: Okay, now let’s see if she’s worthy.
Moana: *plays ‘Kiss Me More’ by Doja Cat*
Raya, mindlessly scrolling on her phone: Caught dippin’ with your friend~ You ain’t even half a man~ Lyin’ on your~
Mulan:
Merida:
Moana:
Raya:*limp wrist*
Mulan: It’s her.
Mulan: How much do you love me?
Jasmine: I’d move mountains for you.
Mulan: Okay, then can you get me a glass of water?
Jasmine:*laugh* Let’s not get too crazy, babe.
Shan Yu: I’m here to kill you!
Mulan: Be my guest.
Mulan: I survived the Matchmaker, nothing can kill me.
Shan Yu: Damn it!
Ariel: I think I lost my shoes.
Mulan: Did you check you feet?
Ariel:*looks down at her feet*
Ariel:Oh.
“Mulan” was censored in Weibo (China’s social media platforms) after media discovered the film location was in XiJiang concentration camp