#incorrect disney princes quotes

Honeymaren: Hey… you know Elsa?

Ryder:Yep.

Honeymaren: I like her.

Ryder:Oh.

Honeymaren: But don’t say anything, please.

Ryder: Sure, sure. Don’t worry about it.

*Elsa walks in the room*

Ryder: DAMN, ELSA! YOU AIMED FOR THE HEAD BUT GOT HER RIGHT IN THE HEART-

Honeymaren:*smacking Ryder while he laughs uncontrollably*

Elsa:

Frollo: I’ll kill you!

Phoebus: But you can’t, sir. That’s illegal.

Frollo: You think that will stop me-

Phoebus: It. Is. Illegal. Sir.

Gaston: I have Adam.

Charming: No, you don’t. Adam is his own person.

Gaston: Not like that, you idiot! I’m withAdam.

Charming:Look, you can talk shit as much as you want, but I’m with Adam and I trust my boyfriend.

Gaston: Holy fuck- I’ve KIDNAPPED Adam!

Charming, laughing: SHIT, GOOD LUCK!

Ryder, holding Kristoff: Hey, Anna! I stole your boyfriend!

Anna: So? My sister stole your twin.

Anna: *points to Elsa taking off with Honeymaren in herarms*

Anna: I guess we’re even?

Charming: I think I’m gonna get killed.

J. Smith: What did you do now?

Charming: I stepped on Adam’s rose.

*Beast bursts through the wall*

Beast: WHAT THE FUCK-

*Clopin getting pulled over by Phoebus*

Clopin: Sorry, officer. I didn’t see that red light because I’m colorblind.

Phoebus:Hum, okay.

Phoebus: But you still stole this car, so…

[Flynn Rider] 4lbs of rice

[Flynn Rider] 8lbs of wheat

[Flynn Rider] 1lbs of salt

[Flynn Rider] 6 apples

[Cassandra]???

[Cassandra] wtf is this???

[Flynn Rider]oh

[Flynn Rider] when did u unblock me?

[Flynn Rider] i was using this chat to write the supermarket list