#encanto incorrect quotes
incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes:
Mariano: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Dolores: Okay.
Mariano: And make out during the scary parts.
Dolores: Th-
Dolores: The scary parts.
Dolores: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes:
Félix, reading the news: Some idiot tried to fight a goose at the park.
Agustín, covered in bite marks and feathers: Maybe the goose was being a dick.
i have a great idea
What if Madrigal family swapped their gifts for a day
AND NONE OF THEM DON’T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE IT
That would be a great episode if Encanto had a continuing serial
EXAMPLES:
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Isabela, having Tia Pepa’s gift: WHY CAN’T I FEEL ANNOYED WITHOUT PEOPLE KNOWING IT?! THEY SEE THAT I HAVE CLOUDS ALL AROUND MY HEAD AND POINT THAT OUT!!! AND THAT ANNOYS ME EVEN MORE!!!!!
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Dolores, with Tia Julieta’s gift: I don’t know how to cook.
Julieta, has Luisa’s power: That’s okay dear, first you need to— *tries to grab a plate but breaks it in pieces* oh dear.
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Pepa, with Antonio’s power, gossips with animals: No way Camilo did that!- What?— Nooo, he wouldn’t do it,— he’s only 15!!- Wait, what did Bruno said then? Oh mY GOD—
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Mirabel, shapeshifter: *mocks Isabela changing into her* LoOk aT Me! I’m sUpEr PuNkY iDeAl GrAnDcHiLd!! WHOMP WHOMP!! *smacks own butt*
Isabela, still tia Pepa’s power: *creates a storm cloud and zaps Mirabel*
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Camilo, with Dolores’ gift: *sells secrets and periodically having a panic attacks because of all that noise he can hear now*
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Antonio, having a future vision: *prophecies that there will be an explosion of plants and vines*
Bruno, with Isabela’s gift: *fricking MAKES A SUDDEN EXPLOSION OF FLOWERS AND VINES*
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Luisa, having Mirabel’s power of being the candle of house: *chillaxes and having a great time of not doing anything for the first time after YEARS*
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And Abuela, seeing this kerfuffle: There wasn’t that shit when Pedro was alive *leaves this mess and locks up in her room*
incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes:
Mirabel: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Abuela Alma: I burned my tongue once while drinking tea.
Isabela: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Dolores: See this little scar on my arm? I got that when Mariano dug his nails into my arm during a sad movie.
Luisa: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Camilo: I have a few scars on my arm from crashing my skateboard.
Bruno:
Bruno: I have emotional scars.
they may not know much
incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes:
Isabela: Here’s a fun Christmas idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!
Luisa: Isabela, no.
Camilo and Mirabel:Mistlefoe.
Luisa: Please stop encouraging her.
Mirabel: gaslight me
Camilo:Where did u get that hat?
Mirabel:The store?
Camilo:…..
Camilo:No you didn’t
Antonio, writing a letter to Santa: Dear Santa, I am writing to let you know I’ve been naughty this year
Antonio: And it was worth it you judgemental basta-
Dolores, taking the paper: Let’s start again
Young Bruno: Isn’t it weird that me and Julieta have dark hair like our parents and you are a ginger? None of our parents is a ginger.
Young Pepa:…
Young Pepa, thundering: MAMÁ! I AM ADOPTED? EXPLAIN YOURSELF. WHY AM I A GINGER
Pepa: Did Félix just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Julieta: Yeah, he did
Pepa: And did I just do finger guns back?
Julieta: Yeah, you did
Pepa: HELP! I’D TOLD FÉLIX I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Bruno, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag:And you thought I cloud help?
incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes:
Isabela: A study finds that eating ice cream for breakfast may improve mental performance.
Luisa: I’m not saying you’re wrong… I’m just saying that the times I had ice cream for breakfast were not during the times my life was going well.
incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes:
Luisa: What’s your favorite color?
Mirabel: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Luisa: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Mirabel: My favorite color is blue.
Isabela: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Camilo: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
Isabela: We are not doing this!
Bruno: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.
Camilo: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment, you keep eating all the fucking plants.
teen Pepa: is that my skirt?
teen Bruno:what?
teen Bruno: oh, yeah, this. I found it in your room.
teen Pepa:…
teen Bruno: it’s a little dated, I know, but it’s very breathey on the bits.
Julieta: Arson? Oh, you mean “crime brûlée”.
Isabela: Yeah I’m LGBT.
Isabela: cuLt leader.
Isabela: God hates me personally.
Isabela: cowBoy hat.
Isabela: *sniffles* Trying my best.
Antonio: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.
Bruno: I’m worried about you.
Pepa: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.