#encanto incorrect quotes

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incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes:

Mariano: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Dolores: Okay.

Mariano: And make out during the scary parts.

Dolores: Th-

Dolores: The scary parts.

Dolores: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

lindsaysblue:

@incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes

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incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes:

Félix, reading the news: Some idiot tried to fight a goose at the park.

Agustín, covered in bite marks and feathers: Maybe the goose was being a dick.

2yara:

i have a great idea

What if Madrigal family swapped their gifts for a day

AND NONE OF THEM DON’T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE IT

That would be a great episode if Encanto had a continuing serial

EXAMPLES:

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Isabela, having Tia Pepa’s gift: WHY CAN’T I FEEL ANNOYED WITHOUT PEOPLE KNOWING IT?! THEY SEE THAT I HAVE CLOUDS ALL AROUND MY HEAD AND POINT THAT OUT!!! AND THAT ANNOYS ME EVEN MORE!!!!!

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Dolores, with Tia Julieta’s gift: I don’t know how to cook.

Julieta, has Luisa’s power: That’s okay dear, first you need to— *tries to grab a plate but breaks it in pieces* oh dear.

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Pepa, with Antonio’s power, gossips with animals: No way Camilo did that!- What?— Nooo, he wouldn’t do it,— he’s only 15!!- Wait, what did Bruno said then? Oh mY GOD—

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Mirabel, shapeshifter: *mocks Isabela changing into her* LoOk aT Me! I’m sUpEr PuNkY iDeAl GrAnDcHiLd!! WHOMP WHOMP!! *smacks own butt*

Isabela, still tia Pepa’s power: *creates a storm cloud and zaps Mirabel*

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Camilo, with Dolores’ gift: *sells secrets and periodically having a panic attacks because of all that noise he can hear now*

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Antonio, having a future vision: *prophecies that there will be an explosion of plants and vines*

Bruno, with Isabela’s gift: *fricking MAKES A SUDDEN EXPLOSION OF FLOWERS AND VINES*

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Luisa, having Mirabel’s power of being the candle of house: *chillaxes and having a great time of not doing anything for the first time after YEARS*

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And Abuela, seeing this kerfuffle: There wasn’t that shit when Pedro was alive *leaves this mess and locks up in her room*

incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes:

Mirabel: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Abuela Alma: I burned my tongue once while drinking tea.

Isabela: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Dolores: See this little scar on my arm? I got that when Mariano dug his nails into my arm during a sad movie.

Luisa: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Camilo: I have a few scars on my arm from crashing my skateboard.

Bruno:

Bruno: I have emotional scars.

a-rose-remembered:

they may not know much

incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes:

Isabela: Here’s a fun Christmas idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!

Luisa: Isabela, no.

Camilo and Mirabel:Mistlefoe.

Luisa: Please stop encouraging her.

balkanbitch:

Mirabel: gaslight me

Camilo:Where did u get that hat?

Mirabel:The store?

Camilo:…..

Camilo:No you didn’t

Antonio, writing a letter to Santa: Dear Santa, I am writing to let you know I’ve been naughty this year

Antonio: And it was worth it you judgemental basta-

Dolores, taking the paper: Let’s start again

Young Bruno: Isn’t it weird that me and Julieta have dark hair like our parents and you are a ginger? None of our parents is a ginger.

Young Pepa:

Young Pepa, thundering: MAMÁ! I AM ADOPTED? EXPLAIN YOURSELF. WHY AM I A GINGER

Pepa: Did Félix just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Julieta: Yeah, he did

Pepa: And did I just do finger guns back?

Julieta: Yeah, you did

Pepa: HELP! I’D TOLD FÉLIX I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Bruno, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag:And you thought I cloud help?

incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes:

Isabela: A study finds that eating ice cream for breakfast may improve mental performance.

Luisa: I’m not saying you’re wrong… I’m just saying that the times I had ice cream for breakfast were not during the times my life was going well.

incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes:

Luisa: What’s your favorite color?

Mirabel: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Luisa: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Mirabel: My favorite color is blue.

Isabela: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!

Camilo: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-

Isabela: We are not doing this!

Bruno: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.

Camilo: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment, you keep eating all the fucking plants.

teen Pepa: is that my skirt?

teen Bruno:what?

teen Bruno: oh, yeah, this. I found it in your room.

teen Pepa:

teen Bruno: it’s a little dated, I know, but it’s very breathey on the bits.

Julieta: Arson? Oh, you mean “crime brûlée”.

Isabela: Yeah I’m LGBT.

Isabela: cuLt leader.

Isabela: God hates me personally.

Isabela: cowBoy hat.

Isabela: *sniffles* Trying my best.

Antonio: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.

Bruno: I’m worried about you.

Pepa: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

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