I recently played the Ezio trilogy for the first time and through AC II and Brotherhood, I was like: “What’s the thing with Ezio? Why do people love him so much and want to suck his cock?"…
…I understand now. When I first saw Revelations!Ezio, I was on that hype train immediately. Gods, I would love him to pin me down on a bed, whispering dirty words into my ear while his silver beard tickles my cheek and his thrusts make me scream his name so often I won’t ever forget!
‘I remember reading somewhere that Leonardo could bend a horseshoe with his bare hands. Now I can’t help but imagine him manhandling Ezio as they make love, with Ezio enjoying every second of it.’
movie makeover montage where ubisoft makes their male protaganists cocky, arrogant, impulsive & flirtatious with nothing else and i ignore it to instead make them insecure, self doubtful and people who would 100% cry during sex
I’d never heard of Sauce man, but yes, yes. A thousand times yes, Brasidas is a Sauce man.
‘rat bastard (affectionate)’
I’m glad people can sense the glint of warmth and love shimmering within Deimos through the hard exterior he often wears :’D yes, HE IS NOT A BAD PERSON. he’s good I don’t think he can be considered theantagonisteither.
