Why did the girl fall of the swing

She had no arms

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I just got an eye exam

It was quite the SPECTICAL

Alot of people think ima plank.

Because I’m always board

Tim: I’ve just concord my fear of ghosts.

Jhon: That’s the spirit.

Tim: Ohhhh baby lord where.

They say after that he pissed pants.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet

Because they LACKTOES

Why did the walrus lick the envelope

He was looking for a good seel

Why is an ass like a child.

Everybody wants to pinch those cheeks.