Why did the girl fall of the swing

She had no arms

Hahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

I love whiteboards there quite

Re-markable

I just got an eye exam

It was quite the SPECTICAL

Alot of people think ima plank.

Because I’m always board

Tim: I’ve just concord my fear of ghosts.

Jhon: That’s the spirit.

Tim: Ohhhh baby lord where.

They say after that he pissed pants.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet

Because they LACKTOES

What do you call the assistant to the assistant of a nut

A CO CO NUT

What kind of underwear do long distant runners wear

Marathongs

Have you heard the gossip about butter

Actually nahhh I shouldn’t spread it

Why did the walrus lick the envelope

He was looking for a good seel

we-use-puns-not-guns:

WELL WE KNOW WHATS COMING HOME

EENNGGLLAANDD

Why is an ass like a child.

Everybody wants to pinch those cheeks.

Gaming wasted my life good I have 2 left.

guess who’s horny?

If i’m texting you when my phone is under 10% battery, it’s real.