I thought coming out was the hardest part, now I know that finding a girlfriend is harder

If any of you ‘not-straight’ darlings ever cringe about how hard you pretended to be #straight, just remember that my friends and I (none of whom are straight) brainstormed the straightest thing we could do, and came up with the brilliant idea making a science fair project looking into why certain men are thought of as hot. Because this would make us seem super straight. 

It basically consisted of us showing pictures of dudes to other girls asking who they thought was hotter and being all like ‘hmm, good choice’, then making graphs and writing up psychological reasons for these men being picked.

Naturally, we came first place - and proved that no amount of science can make you straight!