#gen z memes
“GEN Z” - @bkcollage
boomer doomer
Shirts, Mugs, Pillows, we got it all!
all of these have variations as other clothing and products be sure to check the store out in black friday and cybermonday! I’ll share discount codes soon… (search for the tags BLKFRIDAYFUN & CYBERFREEDAY)
check for more stuff: https://teespring.com/stores/fml-bruh
There are many added products, and to celebrate black friday,
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english teacher, trying to inspire us:
“English is a language of words.”
i’d sure hope so?
“Excuse me I’m motherfucking Dracula when it comes to writing”
- my friend Kate.
The English teacher overheard us and causally said “I think you mean Bram Stoker.” And I nearly had a heart attack
*more than 2 people speak in zoom*
*my bitchass zoom freezes up*
me: y'all bitches broke my zoom
Bees <3
Our long term sub introducing herself: hi my name is Miss Shank. A kid in the back: was that your prison name?
“If you can’t breathe, yes you can.”
random kid: isn’t it weird how there are like, no old teachers in this school? everybody’s in their 20s or 30s, where are the old people?
other kid: well maybe there were and they had to… be suddenly replaced
first kid: the teachers died???
other kid: possibly
Update!! Hank is wagging his tail and the vet says he’s getting better! we’re still $9,310 from our goal but we still raised $690 so far so thank you to everyone who’s donated or is planning to!! Here’s a little update pic and the gofundme link!!
Hey guys this isn’t a normal post but my dog had to have surgery last night. A mass ruptured on his speed and now he’s internally bleeding. I know it’s close to the holidays but even a dollar helps! Thank you all so much!!
“Okay I feel your vibes, but you have to tell me what your favorite mafia is!”
dude I spend 9 hours at a high school 5 days a week you are going to get so sick of me
submitted by @hopefullyharvard
Me and my friend, while doing a worksheet about the first colonies in a separate room from the main classroom: *talking about armpit hair for some unknown reason*
Teachers aid, from the other room: ”THE FIRST SETTLERS DID NOT HAVE ARMPITS, FOCUS ON YOUR WORK”
When we were about 12 one of my classmates tried to lick a frozen lamppost (it was winter) to see if his tongue would stick like it does in cartoons. Guess what - it did. He spent 30 minutes stuck to the pole until we finally found our teacher who poured hot tea on his tongue to melt it off the lamppost. Still one of the funniest moments of middle school ever
Some Random Kid In My Class: How can I legally get away with murder?
My Criminology Teacher: Alright, listen up you little shits, technically encouraging murder could potentially make me an accomplice so you’re all going to forget we ever had this little talk, capiche?
The Class: Sure
My Criminology Teacher: *Pulls out a huge book from under his desk as well as a journal and then launches into a lengthy lecture about murder and the legal loopholes involved*
So yeah, I’m now officially afraid of him and 98% sure he’s killed someone at some point
…oops
so uuuuuh kinda abandoned this account after saying I wouldn’t? Sorry guysssss, I have a bad habit of starting things and not finishing them, especially something like this while I’m working and attending a university.
I think I’m gonna queue some submissions up (starting from the like oldest so if you see your submission from like a year ago… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ oops)
aaaanywaayyyy…sorry again but happy halloween!!! (if you celebrate)
feel free to share what you’re being this year (my friends and I are doing Coraline and i’m Wybie)
ok byeeeeeee :)
“HEY THIS REMINDS ME OF A YAOI HENTAI I SAW”
Gen Zers after being called snowflakes, that they’re too young to care about climate change and had enough of baby boomers’ shiiii: Okay boomer
Baby Boomers:
I’ve worked in food service industry for like one week, and we’ve already:
• Had power outage that made us have to shut down the entire restaurant.
• Saw an accident down the road on the same day, that occurred at the same time, yet was unrelated to the outage.
• Found out two people who work there are my cousins.
• Found out that said cousins are related to my adopted siblings, and therefore, I am related to my adopted siblings. Biologically.
• Had a man die across the street.
• Gotten free food (during training only, it’s over now– tragic.)
To name a few events. This is not everything, nor is it including the typical events. Such as having full sports teams eat with us every few days, dealing with the Karens, and managing the strange people who feel like they have the right to directly invade your space and/or up make very distributing comments.
And man, the shit you hear over the phone, or when walking past tables, it’s insane.
Made this meme for my buddy back when he worked at GoodWill.
Seeing a new meme and taking an hour to find the origin of the meme and then scroll through looking at it for an hour
Having the absolute worst sleeping schedule known to man
