Having Gen-z’s take over ed-social media was NOT a good idea

Forgive me Lord for I have taken the arms and legs off of my Barbie doll as a child and super glued them to the opposite sockets. I know the Bible doesn’t mention it but I just know that’s a sin.

You think I can catch feelings?? Jokes one you! Ha! I wear my ✨medical mask✨ you BITCH! Caught it, got it, got over it,, I’ve got the ANTIBODIES for FEELINGS MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Y’all ever just realize you’re highkey whore-curious? Like no I have not slept around but I definitely vibe with it and plan to try my very best

My therapist: “your style is always really cool! It’s nice that you don’t let your depression get in the way of you taking care of your appearance!”

Me: “There’s an old belief that when you die you come back as a ghost wearing the same thing you died in, and I really don’t wanna haunt the earth for a thousand years while wearing stained sweatpants and a stretched out tank top.”

My therapist: “Hahah that’s funny you should be a comedian!”

Me: “No Sharon I literally sleep in jeans. Sometimes I wear hats too. I refuse to be the mordern equivalent to a Victorian child in a night gown.”

Gen Z is

Creating a numbered list on why trump is the worst president to date

1. He is racist
2. He is homophobic
3. He is transphobic
4. He literally almost started a World War
5. He committed multiple cases of sexual assault on multiple women
6. He had a guide on how to handle a pandemic and he threw it out
7. He fired everyone he could that opposed him
8. He’s a pedophile
9. He’s mysogonistic
10. He paid people to lie for him in court
11. He declared an ideology a terrorist organization (which is so much dumber than you may think)
12. Anything “good” thing that happened during his presidency, Obama started
13. He blames everything on Obama
14. He blatantly told medical officials that they didn’t have to treat trans patients
15. He attempted to get rid of everything Obama did
16. He most likely has dementia
17. He is pretty much a diagnosed psychopath
18. He does all of his public announcements on Twitter
19. He told a massive population to inject themselves with bleach
20. He is trying to declare martial law (which will strip away a lot of rights)
21. He bombed a middle eastern country for almost no reason.
22. He said Obama would start a war so he could stay president, then turned around and almost did it
23. He threatened to slaughter protesters
24. He has terrible tantrums
25. He barred trans citizens to join the military
26. He told the police to tear gas and shoot the protesters with rubber bullets so he could take a picture
27. He cut funding to the WHO
28. He continues to ridicule his fellow candidates
29. He sided with white supremacists
30. He encourages police brutality
31. He has little to no regard to the democratic side of the country
32. He called Neo-natzis “very fine people”
33. He caused another economic depression
34. He had impeachment hearings
35. He committed SEVERE tax fraud
36. He encouraged violence on democrats (including the armed forces)
37. He demanded his son to have security clearance to top secret information for no reason
38. He ordered the holding children in cages in ICE
39. He literally told more lies than truths during his public announcements (not even joking)
40. He discredits every single news station except for Fox News (which is ran by far right groups)
41. He denied any money to help Puerto Rico (a US territory) any money after hurricane Maria (which killed 4,000 people)
42. He blatantly lied in court
43. He committed about 1,000 ‘obstruction of justice’ crimes that never went to trial (it was about russian interference in the 2016 election)
44. He started a trade war with China
45. He was very closely connected with the Keffery Epstein child trafficking Circle
46. The bombing in point 21 was made without congressional approval (on multiple occasions btw)
47. He backed a protest of the quarantine but completely opposed the BLM movement
48. He called millions of people thugs for no reason
49. He blames an organization for looting with no factual evidence whatsoever
50. The ideology that he said was a terrorist organization is opposing fascism, which we are very close to becoming
51. If we would compile all of the crimes he did, he would have 4,195 years of jail time (I was very lenient with that math. VERY lenient)
52. He was the indirect cause of 1.5 million deaths

Seeing a new meme and taking an hour to find the origin of the meme and then scroll through looking at it for an hour

Not starting your summer reading project until the last possible second

Laughing when you see it’s 4:20

Number 15

Saying sorry too much

Having the absolute worst sleeping schedule known to man

Gen Z is

Crying because you haven’t cried in a while

Gen Z

Knowing that your friends have ur back, but doubting it everyday

Gen Z is

“That’s gay”

Gen Z is

Stressing about something for 5 straight months, and it never happen

Gen Z is

Saying “brb” and not getting back for another 4 hours because you forgot

Gen Z is

Tired

Gen Z is

Platonically using the word “love”

Gen Z is

The embodiment of the number 42069

Gen Z is

Saying goodnight to all your friends, just to see that both of you are scrolling through tumblr

Gen Z is

Getting a ride home from someone’s parents and not knowing what to talk about

Gen Z is

Making a gen z blog and trying to come up with a name that’s not taken

Gen Z is

Waking up at 1 am to the sound of a notification and not being able to sleep after that

Gen Z is

Being tired and complaining that you’re always tired but having no intend to sleep

Gen z is

Learning how to finger spell in sign language to talk shit about teachers in their own class without getting caught

Gen z is

Fitting ten people in a car that fits 7 and driving to Sonic without getting pulled over

Gen Z is

Begging your friend to miss a question on a kahoot game so you can be in top five to feel validated

Gen z is

Saying that you want to die and not knowing if you mean it or not and that’s what scares you the most

gen z culture saying something ironically and then saying it completely serious because you can’t bump the habit. 

“My cat stole my balls”

“Fake balls??”

“No, my tennis balls”

“WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THE WALL?!”

“THAT’S FAKE BLOOD DUH THE CONTAINER IS RIGHT THERE”

AP student just asked what 2/2 is