#gryffindorcommonroom
[ Sirius enters the gryffindor tower and sees remus read sitting on his bed ].
Sirius: can i sit there?.
Remus without looking at him: it’s my lap …
Sirius quietly: is that a no?.
Remus puts down his book and smiles.
Well, well, well… nother year that leaves and we’re still the same group of idiots who feel more comfortable here than in a social environment, i love us.
Remus: as a gay …
Sirius: hell yeah.
Remus:…supporter.
Sirius:fuck.
Sirius: let’s make a cocktail, in the right hand I have my problems and in the other hand I have my bad decisions, let’s see what comes out.
Peter: what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
Lily: what doesn’t kill you clearly weakens you.
James: what doesn’t kill you should try harder.
Sirius: what doesn’t kill you disappoints me.
Remus: what doesn’t kill me disappoints me.
Sirius in panic: you don’t understand, Remus asked me to handle this, he’s gonna yell at me, James… [ weak voice]… he can be mean in shakespirean.
James: you’re probably one of those beautiful men, who doesn’t even know it.
Sirius: no, I know it.
Sirius: i thought we had a moment.
Remus: what… when?.
Sirius: yeah you know, the night you flirted with me for 20 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.
That unnecessary and painful action that writers have to kill half of your shipp.
Sirius Black singing oh darling to Remus Lupin, that’s all, that’s the post.
Remus: i love u.
Sirius: i love me too.
Remus: I mean i love the letter u.
[Tom Riddle thinking about how to impress Harry].
[ he starts writing in the air with fire … ].
Harry: you mean you’re Lord Vold …
Tom being a dramatic bitch: wait wait, I’m almost done …
Harry: pretend to be shocked.
Tom: surprised Potter?.
When I say that I like men, I mean Remus Lupin, Sirius Black and James Potter … didn’t you think I was talking about real men?.
My favorite part of the day is when I imagine what it would be like to have marauders’ books.
Harry’s first day at hogwarts:…
Dumbledore:…
Remus: I hate people who have self-confidence, who are satisfied with their physique and who are basically bastards.
Lily: but Sirius?.
Remus:
Lily:
Remus as prefect: what you got there ?.
Sirius hiding the marauders map: a smoothie.
Sirius: I’m gay.
James: I thought you were british.
