#haikyuu quotes

Yamaguchi: Why are you drinking coffee at ten PM?

Tsukishima: Time is an illusion. Once you realize that, you can trascend, and live in bliss.

Tsukishima: Also I have a ten page report due in the morning that I completely forgot about.

Kuroo: I just thought he needed to listen to common sense and reasonable discourse.

Kenma: Please tell me those aren’t the names of your fists.

Daichi: Ok, guys, we have some visitors today so be on your best behavior.

1st years: What are we supposed to say then?

Daichi: I don’t know. Just say hi or something.

*later when welcoming the guests*

Yamaguchi:Hi

Tsukishima:Hi

Kageyama:Hi

Hinata:Something

Akaashi to Bokuto: I’m feeling really relaxed, except for the fact that everything you’re doing right now is stressing me out.

Ushijima, talking about Hinata: that jumping kid, my arch nemesis.

Oikawa: I thought I was your arch nemesis?

Ushijima: I have a life outside of you, Oikawa.

kuroo: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

bokuto: that’s deep.

hinata: that means that ketchup is a smoothie.

bokuto: that’s deeper.

tsukishima: …you guys are idiots.

bokuto: do you think we should kiss? you know, to break the tension.

kuroo: dude. we’re in the middle of a match.

bokuto: you didn’t say no.