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reallyfunnyshortjokes:

For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

yorickish-deactivated20220112:

str-ngeloop:

yorickish-deactivated20220112:

str-ngeloop:

youre reading plato?? i thought he was problematic????

plato is fine for kids ages 3+ but eading it is the one thing you’re not supposed to do

i thought it was non-toxic??

my bad I was thinking of socrates that’s the one with the poison in it

geekandmisandry:

nyaa:

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

velvetys:

REAL

radicalposture:

idk what it is about pride and prejudice that’s so appealing. maybe it’s the fantasy of telling a man he’s self centred and arrogant and he believes it and changes for the better

hellafa:

phoenix: your honor, the prosecution fucking tazed the two of us yesterday

toskarin:

the 17 y/o with 18+ dni in their bio and the 18 y/o with minors dni in their bio when their teacher puts them on the same group project

deanfili:

Security guard pointing at Thorin: Sir, is this guy bothering you?

Bilbo:Yeah but he’s my husband so I signed up for this

villanever:

to the people doubting soft!bitch villanelle, who has cried more on the show: villanelle or eve? bc i swear to god that blonde hoe cries at least every other episode fucking fake ass psychopath whore

prinxe-with-no-crown:

celceta:

I love seasonal fruits they’re like girl we’re back lol

happy pride month

joe quinn playing d&d as joe keery is one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard

vodka-is-gay-and-so-am-i:

unsupport:

*Skylor appears*

Lloyd: I called her over

Kai (Shocked Pikachu face): yOU HAD HER NUMBER?!

cliveguy:

half the screenshots ive seen from the she hulk trailer look like they were made by a deviantart user with a fetish

kerosene:

Cracking open a cold la croix with la boix

dankmemeuniversity: