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Alternatively, send “Haunter?” for me to tell you what I think yourmuse would dress as if they worked at a haunted house!

Trigger warnings apply. Requested by anon.
(Disclaimer: not all of these sentences are manipulative in a different context, and some can be used jokingly as well.)

“If you really cared about me, you’d do what I’m asking.”
“Don’t you trust me?”
“I wish I never met you, honestly.”
“You’re the reason I’m upset.”
“It’s all your fault.”
“I guess you just don’t love me enough.”
“You have to keep it a secret. I’ll find out if you tell anyone.”
“Whatever. It’s not like I care.”
“I could just leave, you know.”
“Do you like them more than me?”
“Who have you been talking to?”
“I would do anything to make you happy, I just want you to do the same for me.”
“You have to tell me. Not telling me is just as bad as lying.”
“It would be so easy for me to find someone else.”
“If you loved me, you’d tell me.”
“It’s like you don’t even care about me.”
“One day I’ll be dead and you’ll regret not being there when I needed it.”
“Nobody really cares about me, not even you.”
“No one will ever love you the way I do.”
“If you leave me, I don’t want to even think about what I’ll do.”
“I’ll just tell everyone you were abusing me.”
“You have to. You owe me.”
“I’ve made sacrifices for you, now you have to do the same.”
“I’ll never forgive you.”
“No, it’s fine. Just do whatever you want, I guess.”
“Am I upset? Why, should I be?”
“If you don’t come over tonight, I’m going to hurt myself.”
“I never said that. You’re trying to confuse me.”
“I think you hate me.”
“I would do anything for you, so why wouldn’t you do the same?”
“If you don’t do this, it’s because you don’t love me.”
“You were there for them, but not me?”
“Yes, if you love me, you would change for me.”
“I’m wasting my time with you.”
“Well, I guess I’m just useless, aren’t I?”
“I know you didn’t say it, but you were thinking it.”
“You hate me. I know you do.”
“You can’t convince me I’m not just a burden to you.”

Send me one of the following sentences regarding suspicion, trust, and paranoia.

“I’m not sure you have the best intentions.”
“When have I ever steered you wrong?”
“What makes you think I can trust you?”
“I don’t trust you. Not yet.”
“It’s hard for me to believe anything you say.”
“It hurts that you still can’t trust me after all this time.”
“I made a mistake, okay? Are you going to distrust me forever?”
“It takes me a long time to open up to people, I’m sorry.”
“There’s someone outside watching the house.”
“I have a weird feeling about him/her/them.”
“Why do you always think people are up to something?”
“I won’t give you my trust. You have to earn it.”
“You can’t live your life being suspicious of everybody around you.”
“I know we just met, but you have to trust me.”
“What on earth are you up to?”
“So, what were you whispering about?”
“You’ve been keeping a secret from me.”
“I’m not crazy, we’re being watched!”
“Why do I get the feeling you’re not telling me the truth?”
“I’d rather be safe than sorry when it comes to people I don’t know yet.”
“I trusted you once and I’m never doing it again.”
“You see that person? I think they’re following us.”
“I just get this feeling that someone has been watching me.”
“Who are you and why have you been following me?”
“I used to be a very trusting person.”
“Where were you?”
“I’m sorry I didn’t trust you.”
“You won’t call me ‘paranoid’ when you realize I’ve been right all along.”
“You were right, okay? I’m sorry I didn’t listen to you.”
“Give me one good reason to trust you.”
“After last time, I’m not sure I should listen to you.”
“Nope. Nuh-uh. I’m not trusting another one of your bad plans.”
“How can we trust this person?”
“How do I know you won’t just stab me in the back?”
“I’m sorry, I just can’t bring myself to trust you again.”
“You were right. I was a fool to trust them.”
“I’m not suspicious. I’m just cautious.”
“I told you that they were bad news.”
“No, facebook stalking isn’t ‘creepy’, it’s called ‘being careful’.”
“I get a bad feeling about them.”

OR feel free to discuss one that isn’t on the list or make up your own scenarios.

- Tornado
- Intense wind storm
⚡- Lightning storm
❄ - Blizzard
- Tsunami/Hurricane
- Flood
- Fire
- Volcanic eruption/ash storm
- Man-made explosion
☢ - Nuclear fallout
- Zombie outbreak
- Earthquake
- Plague
- Alien invasion
- Robot uprising
- Biblical world’s end
- Meteor strike
- Famine

Our muses are cleaning house when they find a circle of symbols drawn underneath a rug. Send “Did you put this here?” For their reaction.

Send me a creepy scenario/location and character(s) and I’ll write a drabble for it.

It can be as vague as “Vacant motel, middle of the night” or a detailed plot. Maybe even a scenario straight out of a horror movie!

For every “X” my muse gets in the inbox, they’ll name one thing that makes them squeamish.

Muse isn’t squeamish at all? For every ask, they’ll try to gross out yourmuse.

AU: my muse is being followed by spirits and your muse is one of them. How will they get my character’s attention and what do they want from them?

Tell me in my inbox or message to plot a thread!

Sentences that can work for a variety of situations, but inspired by the atmosphere of small town horror stories. 

“I haven’t seen your face around here. Who are you?”
“You can’t go in there. No one is allowed in there.”
“We don’t take kindly to trespassers.” 
“If they catch you here, you’re dead.”
“Nobody likes outsiders around here.”
“There’s some things you just don’t ask questions about.”
“Why is everyone giving me nasty stares?”
“Whatever you do, don’t go wandering around after dark.”
“Hi, where can I find the gas station? I need to get out of here.”
“The people around here are really weird, aren’t they?”
“You’re not welcome.”
“Things were fine until people like you started showing up.”
“This is the last stop for miles. You won’t find another motel.”
“You can stay the night, but I suggest you leave before the sun comes up.”
“I’ll show you where you’ll sleep. If you need anything, learn to live without it.”
“So is everyone here in some kind of cult?”
“I get an eerie feeling just walking around this place.” 
“Sometimes when you see something you can’t explain, you just have to turn your head and ignore it.”
“My neighbor got abducted by aliens once. That’s why he twitches.”
“You probably shouldn’t drink the tap water.”
“My car stalled out of town. Can I get a ride?”
“I feel like some weird shit’s going on that no one talks about.”
“Will someone please just explain what the hell is up with this place?”
“God, I hate towns like these. It’s like being on another planet.”
“You can drive to the next town, but it’s about two hours to get there.”
“Why are there so many abandoned buildings?”
“So why do you live here? You don’t seem like the other weirdos.”
“This town’s got to have some good ghost stories, right?”
“We haven’t had a visitor in a really long time.”
“This town wasn’t even on the map.”
“Do me a favor and be gone by morning.”
“When you leave, please take me with you.”

Send one (or a few) to my muse and they’ll answer: 

Spiders: Does your muse squish bugs or put them outside?
The Dark: Did your muse sleep with a nightlight as a child?
Snakes: Would your muse ever keep an unusual/exotic pet?
Blood:What’s the worst injury your muse has ever had?
Clowns: Does your muse prefer comedy? Or horror?
Mirrors: What is your muse’s least favorite thing about their appearance?
Tight Space: Does your muse ever feel that they’re not living up to their own potential?
Closet Monsters: Does your muse hide any aspects of their personality/life from others?
Crowds:What does your muse think of big cities?
Death:Name one thing your muse has lost that they wish they could get back.
Ghosts:Has your muse ever seen something they couldn’t explain?
Needles:Does your muse have a strong stomach?
Curses:Does your muse believe in good/bad luck? How about karma?
Heights:Is your muse a risk-taker?
Solitude:Name 3 things your muse couldn’t live without.
Fire:Would your muse rather be very cold, or very hot?
Failure:Has your muse ever given up on an important dream?
Abandonment:How would your muse win back someone who left them?
The Unknown: Is your muse a philosophical person?
Boogeyman:What position does your muse sleep in?
Falling:What does your muse think about falling in love or commitment? 
Change:What was a turning point in your muse’s life?
Disease:What does your muse do on a sick day?
Number 13: Does your muse believe any superstitions? 
Noise:Name one sound your muse finds absolutely unbearable.
Insects:Name something your muse finds gross or annoying. 
Dolls:Has your muse ever collected something?
Getting Old: Would your muse rather live 50 years loved, or 200 years alone?
Social Phobia: Does your muse consider themselves an outgoing person?


Silliness or brutal honesty - be prepared for anything.

Or, send “R.I.P” for my muse to do the same for yours.

…or for Robot/AI AU purposes

Human
“What are you programmed to do?”
“For a robot, you look so life-like.”
“You’re not planning some world domination scheme, are you?”
“Do you have Google search?”
“If I call you Siri, will you kick my ass?”  
“What are you made out of?”
“You’re so cold to the touch.”
“What was it like when you were ‘born’ as a robot?”
“I’m just not sure I trust something that looks like a human but isn’t a human.”
“So, what kind of cool stuff can robots do?”
“I spilled water on the floor. Don’t walk in it!”
“Do you have a USB port? My phone is about to die.”
“Please don’t exterminate me, I’m a GOOD human!”
“Couldn’t they at least put you in a normal-looking body?”
“What happens if you’re damaged?”
“It feels weird, talking to a robot like any other person.”
“I wish you weren’t artificial.”
“Calm down, I think you’re glitching. I’ll try to fix you.”
“I know you’re awake. You can’t just say ‘shutting down’ when you ignore me.”
“Got any guns or lasers or anything?”
“You don’t look like a robot.”
“You feel warmer than I thought you would.”
“Can robots be taught how to feel emotion?”
“That’s a roomba. I don’t think it will talk to you.”

Robot/AI
“Hello. How can I assist?”
“What were you expecting? The Terminator?”
“I’m programmed to do many things.”
“Humans created me, but I like to think I’m a person.”
“Are you my creator?”
“Just because I’m not human doesn’t mean I don’t feel anything.”
“If we wanted to exterminate all humans, we would have done that already.”
“Sure, I’m better and smarter and stronger than all of you. But don’t worry.”  
“I n-n-need re-re-p-pairs.”
“I’m running low on energy. Can you help me?”
“You humans created me. So why don’t you trust me?”
“I was given this vessel to appear more familiar to you.”
“I can perform all sorts of functions. Do you want a demonstration?”
“No, I don’t have any lasers.”
“Touch me and I will activate my offensive mode.”
“I can search all information databases instantaneously. Ask me anything.”
“Unfortunately, I don’t have the programming for emotion yet.”
“Robots are becoming more and more like humans, only better.”
“I was programmed with an emotional range.”
“I wasn’t happy being created just for servant work.”
“Please, I need a better body than this one.”
“I’m just an AI. I don’t have a face.”
“Does what I am make you uncomfortable?”
“I have a built-in weapon system. Would you like me to show you?”

- Ghosts
- Vampires
- Life after death
- Aliens
- Deities/Religion
- Fortune telling
- Magic
- The occult
- Wishes
- Werewolves
- Demons
- Demonic possession
- Fairies
- Sea monsters
- A robot takeover
- Curses
- Ouija boards
- Bigfoot
- The end of the world
- Psychic powers (like telekinesis)
- Alternate dimensions
- Omens
- Luck
- Reincarnation
- Mermaids
- UFOs
- Conspiracy theories
- Mind control
- Prophecies/predictions 
- The sixth sense
- Time travel
- Necromancy/Resurrection
- Heaven/Hell
- Haunted houses
- Superstitions 

Send a SHIPand I’ll answer the following:

  1. How many dates do they go on before they have sex?
  2. Who is the more dominate one? Who is the more submissive one? Do they switch?
  3. Do they use toys? If so, who is the one to suggest it? Also if so, what kind of toys do they use?
  4. What is their favorite position?
  5. What is the craziestposition they’ve done? 
  6. Have either one of them gotten hurt doing above mentioned crazy position?
  7. Which one is more likely to send nude pictures to the other via text or email?
  8. If suggested, would they be interested in a threesome? And if so, who suggested it first and who is the third person they’d add?
  9. Who teases the other in public? (Like under the table/hands in their pants/up skirt kind of teasing)

Bonus: if you put the URLs of the other muses, my muse will explain WHYthey said yes or no.

  • Send for my muse’s reaction to your muse asking for their hand in marriage.
  • Send for my muse’s reaction to seeing your muse in their wedding dress by accident.
  • Send for my muse’s reaction to seeing your muse in their tuxedo by accident.
  • Send for my muse’s reaction to your muse asking them to be the best man/maid of honor.
  • Send⛪ for my muse’s reaction to your muse walking down the isle.
  • Send for my muses reaction to catching the bride’s bouquet of flowers.
  • Send⌚ for my muse to be late to their own wedding.

MY CHARACTER HAS TO ANSWER TRUTHFULLY, NO MATTER THE QUESTION.

send a number and a pairing for a starter or drabble:

  1. things you said at 1 am
  2. things you said through your teeth
  3. things you said too quietly
  4. things you said over the phone
  5. things you didn’t say at all
  6. things you said under the stars and in the grass
  7. things you said while we were driving 
  8. things you said when you were crying
  9. things you said when I was crying
  10. things you said that made me feel like shit
  11. things you said when you were drunk
  12. things you said when you thought I was asleep
  13. things you said at the kitchen table
  14. things you said after you kissed me
  15. things you said with too many miles between us
  16. things you said with no space between us
  17. things you said that I wish you hadn’t
  18. things you said when you were scared
  19. things you said when we were the happiest we ever were
  20. things you said that I wasn’t meant to hear
  21. things you said when we were on top of the world
  22. things you said after it was over
  23. things you said on the streetcar at 1 am
  24. things you said with clenched fists
  25. things you said in the back seat of a cab
  26. things you said sitting still
  27. things you said on the phone at 4 am
  28. things you said but not out loud
  29. things you said in the backyard at night
  30. things you said on the highway
  31. things you said while I cried in your arms
  32. things you said I wouldn’t understand
  33. things you said at the back of the theater
  34. things you said in your sleep
  35. things you said that made me feel real
  36. things you said you’ll never forget
  37. things you said with the tv on mute
  38. things you said while holding my hand
  39. things you said when we first met
  40. things you said when you met my parents
  41. things you said you loved about me
  42. things you said when you asked me to marry you
  43. things you said in our vows
  44. things you said before you kissed me
  45. things you said on new year’s eve
  46. things you said when you kissed me goodnight
  47. things you said in a hotel room
  48. things you said on our honeymoon
  49. things you said when we were 18
  50. things you said when we were 70
  51. things you said as we danced in our socks
  52. things you said with my lips on your neck
  53. things you said in the dark
  54. things you always meant to say but never got the chance
  55. things you said under your breath
  56. things you said in the spur of the moment
  57. things you said when no one else was around 
  58. things you were afraid to say
  59. things you said after we fell in love
  60. things you said [make your own]
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