#incorrect bnha

4 year old Midoriya: I think I’m falling for you.

4 year oldBakugou: Then get up.

Midoriya, to Kirishima: You know, Bakugou can be really aggressive, so it’s important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.

Midoriya: *blows airhorn at Bakugou* GET FUCKED!

Monoma: The floor is lava!

Todoroki: *helps Mei onto the counter*

Midoriya: *kicks Bakugou off the sofa*

Bakugou: FUCKING-

Shinsou: *lays on the floor*

Monoma: …Are you okay?

Shinsou:No.

Jirou: You have Crayons?

Sero : Yes, I have—

Jirou: You're— how old are you?

Sero : YES I AM 16 AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

Dabi: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!

Shigaraki: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence.

Dabi:Oh.

Toga, from across the room: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

Shouji: You have your weirdly sincere humility.

Tokoyami: I prefer the term “self-loathing”, actually.

Spinner: What makes you think it’s okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?

Mr. Compress: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.

Toga: Because I condone murder and cannibalism!

Sero: I failed our safety training course today.

Jirou: Why, what happened?

Sero: Well one of the questions was “In case of a fire, what steps would you take?”

Jirou:And?

Sero: Well apparently “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer.

Teacher: Your son was in a fight.

Yamada, kneeling down to stare Shinsou in the eyes:Hitoshi-

Aizawa: Did you win?

Bakugou:The fuck do do you want then?

Todoroki: Er… something work related.

Bakugou: What department is this?

Todoroki:Sorry?

Bakugou: If it’s work related you’d obviously know what fucking department this is. What department is this?

Todoroki: *looks at Momo and Jirou* Some sort of homosexual department?

All For One: Any last words?

Aoyama: Do you think I’m cute? Be honest.

Mina: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

Villain Midoriya: I fell—

Toga: From heaven?

Villain Midoriya: No, I literally fell—

Toga: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Villain Midoriya: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Toga: Okay, but do you think I’m pretty? Be honest.

Bakugou:Stressed.

Midoriya:Depressed.

Shinsou:Possessed.

Monoma:Obsessed.

Todoroki:Impressed.

Mei: Chicken breast.

Everyone:…What?

Mei: I just wanted to join in

BNHA as things me and my friends have said

Midoriya: my trauma but make it an eminem verse

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Kaminari: im a gamer with 26 cps. im good with my hands. women love me

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Kirishima: I WANNA BE THE NEXT JERUSALEM

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Monoma: old me was not hot therefore old me didn’t exist

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Shinsou: my sleeping schedule is as fucked as your mom is whenever i come over

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Uraraka: isn’t elvis presley the one who sang never gonna give you up

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Mina: if the school doesn’t let me dye my hair im going to dye my pubes instead

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Midoriya: We’ll always be close, y'know. Our bond isn’t something that we can break.

All Might: What if i fucked your mom

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*playing sribbl.io*

Midoriya: *drawing a trumpet*

Kaminari: sasiphon

Bakugou: saxophone

Sero: trumbalene

Kaminari: sasiphone

Bakugou: FUCK

Sero: saxiphone

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Tokoyami: I’m also scared of the unknown.

Shouji,without thinking: You’re scared of getting laid?

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Bakugou: if you make one more fucking mom joke you wont have a mom to joke about

Kaminari: what the fuck are you implying

Bakugou:

Kaminari: whose mom, Bakugou?

Momo: Jirou kissed me!

Uraraka: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Momo: It was unbelievable!

Hagakure: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Mina: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Uraraka, get the Capri-suns and unplug the phone. Momo, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Momo: Oh, it ended very well.

Uraraka: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Mina: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Momo: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Uraraka: Ohh… So, okay, was she holding you? Or were her hands on your back?

Momo: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Mina and Hagakure:Ohhh.

*meanwhile*

Jirou eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed her.

Sero:Tongue?

Jirou:Yeah.

Kaminari:Cool.

Shinsou: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Midoriya: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Shinsou: That one. I want that one.

Todoroki, about Kaminari: Your partner doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions.

Shinsou, about Midoriya: Your partner thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.

Bakugou: Who’s fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

Jirou: Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.

Texting

Dabi: send dudes

Hawks: did u mean nudes??

Dabi: no bitch send dudes i picked a fight with Crustyraki again

Hawks:jfc

Midoriya: I wish we could all just get along.. like we used to in middle school! I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles, and we’d all eat it and be happy-

Bakugou from the back: HE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE!!

Aizawa:

Aizawa: Do you- do you go here?

Midoriya, crying: no i just have a lot of feelings