#incorrect fire emblem three houses
Marianne: You’ve lost a lot of blood, but it’s going to be okay. What’s your blood type?
Raphael: Uh… Red?
Ignatz: B positive
Raphael: I’m positive it’s red
Linhardt: I’m leaving for three days. I’ve left you both instructions on taking care of the place while I’m gone.
Ashe: Leave it to us!
Caspar: Mine just says ‘Caspar, no’.
Linhardt: And you you can apply that to every possible situation.
Sylvain, apologizing: .. .—-. – / … — .-. .-. -.—
Felix: What’s that?
Sylvain: Remorse code
Felix: I’m even angrier now
Ferdinand: As your best friend-
Hubert: I don’t have friends
Ferdinand:
Ferdinand: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND-
Linhardt: Will Professor approve of this?
Hubert: Don’t you trust me?
Linhardt:No.
Hubert: Good, you’re catching on.
Linhardt: You look like you fought 10 people and then ran a mile to get here.
Caspar: 12 people and 4 miles!
Hubert, about Ferdinand: So you think he’s the one for me?
Caspar: Oh yeah! He’s tons of fun and you’re no fun at all
Caspar: He completes you
Felix: Here’s a list of all of the Boar’s weaknesses to beat him.
Byleth: Why are some of the pages written in crayon?
Felix: I started writing it when we were kids.
Claude: What if I was kidnapped? What would you do?
Lorenz: I would wait 15 minutes until they gave you back voluntarily.
Seteth, over the phone: Claude, the worst thing you can do in this situation is take matters into your own hands
Claude: Got it
Claude: *Hangs up*
Claude: Well Teach, it looks like we’ll have to take matters into our own hands
Ferdinand: Edelgard is not answering her phone
Byleth: I’ll call
Hubert: Ferdinand and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Edelgard, over the phone:Hello?
Tarot card reader: I will now tell you your fortune
Hubert: Cool I guess
Tarot reader:Why is every card death? What the hell, I don’t even own this many death cards
Hubert:Figures
Linhardt: How long has it been since you slept?
Hubert: Three or four
Linhardt: Three or four what?
Hubert: Three of four
Lorenz: Without ugly in this world, nothing would be beautiful.
Leonie: Thank you for your sacrifice.
Hubert: Dont fear death, fear the state in which you die
Caspar, terrified:New Jersey!?
Felix: Too many songs about love, not enough songs about sordfights.
Byleth: The milk expires tomorrow.
Edelgard, hinting at their anniversary: Tomorrow’s a really special day, huh?
Byleth: Not for anyone who drinks milk.
Felix: Why did you break up with him?
Byleth: Actually, Dimitri broke up with me.
Felix: Oh, and how did you celebrate?
Dimitri, who’s been standing next to them the whole time: Do you ever take a break?
Ferdinand: Hello, Hubert. Made anyone cry today?
Hubert: Sadly, no. But its only 4:30.
Linhardt: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the porch.
Caspar: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes froot loops.