#incorrect mha quotes
i’d say i relate but i can’t keep my mouth shut for the life of me
can’t you feel my heart beat fast, i want this to last
i like your funny words, magic man
Kaminari: “The main six my little ponies are all respectively the colors of pride flags.”
Kaminari: “Is the s or the c silent in the word scent??”
Kaminari: “Volleyball is just hardcore hot potato.”
Sero: “Your dad has three toes, but mine has five.”
Aizawa: Okay, we’re taking our test. Get out your pencils.
Kirishima, raising his hand: Sensei, can I borrow one? I forgot to bring my pencils today.
Bakugo: You forgot your pencil but brought that damn thing?!
Kirishima, pumping a iron dumbbell: What thing, bro?
Recovery Girl: Ah, Midoriya-kun, could you help me get Mr. Sokka on the gurner?
Izuku: Oh, sure thing, Recovery Girl!
Recovery Girl:Great.
Izuku, picking up Mr. Sokka’s feet: So what’s wrong with him?
Recovery Girl: He’s dead.
Izuku, drops the feet: OH MY-WHAT! D-Didn’t we just s-see him an hour ago?!
Recovery Girl: Oh dear boy, he was dead then. I just didn’t have the heart to tell you.
Izuku:
Bakugo: Oi nerd, why are there paw prints all over your homework?
Izuku: I dropped my stuff this morning on the way to school and an alley cat ran over it.
Bakugo:HAHA!
Izuku: I just hope Aizawa-sensei won’t be too cruel in grading it.
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Bakugo: So, how badly did you fail?
Izuku: H-He gave me a perfect score.
Bakugo:
Izuku: He also wrote it was the best work he’s seen from me.
Kirishima, walking back into the room: Todoroki, bro. As much as I love wrestling, you have to flip back to the award show. Bakugo and Midoriya are about to come up.
Todoroki:…This is the award show. They got into an argument backstage.
Kirishima:Wha-OH!
Todoroki: Wow, I hope Bakugo can walk that off.
Bakugo and Todoroki, watching Deku’s TV interview from backstage:
Todoroki:S-Should we help him?
Izuku, sweating and stuttering: OKAY, OKAY-Look?! Who HASN’T had gay thoughts?!
Interviewer:…Are you okay, Deku-San?
Izuku: Yes, It’s just-I feel like I need glasses sometimes.
Bakugo: This is just too beautiful to stop.
Kirishima: Okay, babe. I know you have definite expections for this weekend trip. I read your email.
Bakugo: To which you responded to that email, ‘SLUMBER PARTY, NUDIE TIMES, DRINKY-DRINKY’
Kirishima: That’s my out-of-office reply.
Bakugo:
Bakugo: I told you two idiots not to follow me!
Kaminari: Sorry dude.
Kirishima: We thought you said ‘farrow.’
Bakugo: I know you know that’s not what I said, and farrow isn’t even a word!
Kaminari: Actually, it is! It means to birth a litter of pigs.
Bakugo:
Izuku: Hey guys! What are you two doing here?
Kirishima: Baku-bro said not to come but we thought he meant not to be pregnant with swine.
Izuku: