#incorrect quote

Daciana: I have excellent taste in men.

Tessa: You’re a lesbian.

Daciana:Exactly.

Daroga: I’m admiring the architexture.

Erik: Architexture? Architecture.

Daroga: Archi-fuck you.

Meg: i too am a milksteak.

Christine: Listen, I’m just as surprised over the fact that I’m still alive as you are.

Erik: That sounds like a you problem.

Daroga: No, it’s a you problem as well!

Erik, rummaging through boxes: I can’t find it!

Daroga: what are you looking for?

Erik:My happiness. 

Erik: [moves box to reveal Christine] 

Erik: Wait nevermind, there she is.

Erik: Do you care if I take the skin off the furby? I want to make him a god. Once he is free from his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

Erik: Also I want to softhack his circuits.

Daroga: I could literally not care less but please don’t saying anything that frightening ever again.

Erik: You have to stop watching so much anime, Christine!

Christine: Nani the fuck are you talking about?

Erik: That. That is exactly what i’m talking about.

(This just popped in my head so uh…)

Erik: You read my journal?!

Christine: At first, I didn’t know it was your journal. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Erik: A vodka for me and uh… she’ll have a juice box.

Christine: Erik, I’m 16.

Erik:…

Christine: I can order my own juice box.

Raoul: Stop tying to rain on my rainbow.

Erik: You need rain to make a rainbow, you absolute moron.

Raoul:Don’t you use science on me!

Christine: There’s only one thing worse than dying.

Christine, rips off paper to reveal ‘Raoul dying’: Boom.

Erik:Raoul.

Christine:No.

Daroga: Are you talking to yourself?

Erik:Yes, it is the only way I can have an intelligent conversation.

Christine: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Erik: Killed without hesitation?

Daroga, to Erik: If you slit my throat tonight, I’m gonna have a hard time forgiving you.

Meg: I’m too gay for this.

Christine: For what?

Meg: *gestures vaguely at everything*

Daroga: Why’d you do that?

Erik: Do what?

Daroga: Get stabbed.

Erik: Because somebody stabbed me…?

love is a lie we abide by                                                                                                                              ~abi