#incorrect quote
Person A: “Happy birthday! Is there anything you want as a gift?”
Person B: “Oh, thank you, but no, spending time with you is more than enough. Honestly, I’m just glad you didn’t dump another surprise party on me this year.”
Person A: “Of course, no surprise party this year! Just you and me all by ourselves!…. On an unrelated note, lets eat dinner out tonight, my treat!”
Person A: “You killed them, didn’t you?”
Person B: “I did…. Are you not going to ask why?”
Person A: “….I’m pretty sure I already know.”
Person A: “what…. what’s happening?”
Person B: “Shhh sweetie, don’t worry, everything’s going to be ok…. just…. keep your eyes closed for me, ok?”
Person A: “What the hell are they eating?”
Person B: “It’s…. probably best you don’tknow.”
Person A: “Did you block my number again?”
Person B: “I wouldn’t have to if you didn’t keep sending me random emojis every few minutes, while I was trying to fucking sleep.”
Person A: “Forgive me for speaking out of turn, but I fail to understand the reasoning behind your actions… you could have avoided allof this…”
Person B: “Not without risking your lives, and despite what you all seem to think, that has neverbeen, and never willbe, an acceptable option.”
Cardan: I have a problem.
Jude: Kill it.
Cardan: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
No. No she can’t.
Lambert: I’m 56 this year, old man! I’m not a child that you can be disappointed in anymore.
Vesemir: Is that so? When Geralt was your age, he was 58.
Aiden: Calm down, Lambert. What’s the matter?
Lambert: I asked for two large fries. [Dumps fries on the table] But they gave me a hundred little ones!
Vesemir: I spy with my little eye something beginning with s.
Ciri:Sunshine!
[Vesemir shakes his head.]
Ciri:Snow.
[Another head shake. Ciri looks to Geralt and Jaskier.]
Ciri: Sexual tension?
Aiden: Hey Lamb, are you d-
Lambert:Dumb?
Lambert:Despised?
Lambert:Depressed?
Aiden: Done with that whetstone. Sweet Melitele’s tits, what did they teach you at Kaer Morhen?
