#incorrect quote
Diluc: Excuse me, I’m going to need to see some ID.
Fischl: [presents her kinlist]
Lucien: Don’t worry, you’ve got everything you need to defeat the traitor
HoK: the power of believe in myself and the blessing of our night mother?
Lucien: No, a knife
Lucien: stab them.
Martin: it’s nice to be.. wanted you know?
HoK, whispering: not by the law
Martin: what was that?
HoK:NOTHING
Lucien: WHY? Why did you give little Teinaava a knife??
Vicente: I’m sorry, he said he felt unsafe
Lucien: Well now everyone else including me feels unsafe. He doesn’t know how to use it just now!
Vicente:sorry.
Vicente:… would you like a knife?
HoK: are we flirting right now?
Lucien: I’M LITERALLY STABBING YOU
HoK: answer the question!
Hok: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated
Martin: Killed without hesitation…
HoK: Martin no-
Vicente: *sharpens knive* we have ways to make people talk.
Vicente: *cuts piece of cake*
Stranger: … can I have some?
Vicente: cake is for speakers!
Lucien: *walks by, taking whole cake, leaves*
Vicente: NO I DIDN’T MEAN-
Hok: so what are we doing?
Jauffre: losing the empire
Baurus: failing the royal family
Martin: great despair over a daedric book
Hok: I MEANT FOR LUNCH!
Hok: so we believe Dagon will open a great gate at Bruma to destr-
Count Indarys: why Bruma?
Hok: … uhm I don’t think there is a reason why-
Count Hassildor: Does this imply that our citys aren’t good enough for Dagon to open up a “great” gate?
Hok: It doesn’t matter where the gate is located!
Countess Umbranox: Well Anvil is a great city and I think it should be there.
Hok: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
“I want to know you moved and breathed in the same world with me.”
- F. Scott Fitagerald
incorrect-chronotrigger-quotes:
Lucca: *Gets a pancake stuck to the ceiling*
Lucca: Don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t FUCKING say it.
Crono: Batter up.
incorrect-chronotrigger-quotes:
Frog: Do your best! Or as they say in theatre, “fracture a femur.”
Magus:What-?
Frog: The actual saying is “break a leg” , but I improved it.
Magus, already heading to the epoch: I hate both of those equally.
incorrect-chronotrigger-quotes:
Cyrus: Do you have a God to put a last prayer to, Fiendlord?
Magus: Yeah. Dear God, please don’t let the knight’s guts ruin my good cape.
incorrect-chronotrigger-quotes:
Crono, after getting resurrected: I have no idea what’s going on, but at least Marle and Lucca are safe..and Lavos isn’t-
Magus:Hey.
Crono: WhAT THE HECK-?!
Magus: oh I’m sorry, was I not wanted this second?
incorrect-chronotrigger-quotes:
King Guardia: What’s up with Glenn? He’s been laying on the floor for like… an hour now?
Queen Leene: He’s a bit overwhelmed.
King Guardia:Why..?
Queen Leene: Cyrus smiled at him.
incorrect-chronotrigger-quotes:
Cyrus: Do you ever worry you’ll regret things in the future?
Glenn: No, I regret them immediately.
Bruce: What’s wrong with you?
Jason: Many, many things. Most of which can be traced back to you.
Reader: Describe yourself in one word.
Jason: Yours
Reader: O-oh. Okay.
Y/N: Is that your hand on my ass?
Jason: It was an accident.
Y/N: Jason, your hand is still on my ass.
Jason: And it’s still an accident.
Jason: I want to change the world
Bruce: For the better, right?
Jason:
Bruce:
Bruce: Jason answer me
