#incorrect quotes
For My Team
In an illegal underground coliseum, Jaune fights to get money for his team.
Jaune: AAH!! *Cuts a Grim in half*
Lil’ Miss Malachite: Do it again!
Jaune: What?
Lil’ Miss Malachite: Do it again!… But naked.
Jaune: No!
Lil’ Miss Malachite:*She pulls out a big bag of money*
Jaune: ?
Lil’ Miss Malachite:*She pulls out a much bigger bag of money*
Jaune:*Naked*
This set of quotes is so perfect for Funshine and Grumpy. I’m really happy with the facial expressions I found.
The background doesn’t fit the scene very well and it kind of gets in the way of the text, but still….I’m overall very very happy with this one.
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Stakar: I was just trying to help! I didn’t think you were gonna kidnap a guy!
Aleta: You should always think I’m gonna kidnap a guy.
Martinex: How is there any place for hate in marriage?
Stakar and Aleta, simultaneously: You make room.
Stakar: I need to show up Vance, and I thought, ‘wait a minute: I have a son TWICE as handsome as his!’
Yondu: Aw, Cap’n, y-
Stakar: But then I remembered Martinex is out on a mission.
Stakar: So it’s you or nothing.
Yondu: But I don’t wanna have sex on my ship!
Stakar: Your partner wants to try new things, if you love them you gotta give a little.
Yondu: Have you…ever had sex with Aleta on your ship?
Stakar: Hell, I’ve had sex with Aleta on YOUR ship.
Stakar: That’s how much I love my wife.
Liam: Okay let’s go to plan ‘B’.
Mason: Technically this is plan ‘G’.
Corey: How many plans are there?
Liam: there are an unlimited amount of plans.
Theo: Does that mean there’s a plan ‘J’?
Mason: Yes but in plan ‘J’, Alec dies.
Brett: I like plan ‘J’.
Mason: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Liam: Have everyone stand.
Nolan: Bring three more chairs.
Brett: The most important ones can sit down.
Theo: Kill three.
Liam: Is something burning?
Theo, leaning against the counter with a smirk on his face: Just my desire for you.
Liam: Theo, the toaster is on fire.
Theo: Nolan called -
Liam, literally before the words are out of his mouth: CALLED US BOTH! WE BOTH GOT CALLS. SEPERATELY. TWO SEPERATE CALLS. WE WEREN’T TOGETHER.
Liam: what’s up Theo, you’re smiling like a lot
Theo: what? Am I not allowed to smile?
Nolan: he saw Gabe fall down the stairs
Nolan: I did a bad thing…
Theo: Does it affect me?
Nolan:…no.
Theo: Then suffer in silence.
Nolan:
Mason, enraged: you’re fired! Everybody’s fuckin’ fired!
Corey, hurriedly packing up the Monopoly: okay time to ban this game for another 6 months guys-
Jordan: Do you want to tell me how you guys crashed the car?
Nolan: Well, we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Brett couldn’t see, so I shouted “Brett, deer!”
Jordan:
Brett:…
Nolan: Do you wanna tell Jordan what your response was?
Brett: … “Yes, honey?”
Mason: Brett, keep an eye on Liam today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.
Brett: Sure, I’d love to see Liam get punched.
Mason: Try again.
Brett: I will stop Liam from getting punched.
Theo: I searched everywhere.
Alec:What?
Theo: I looked through hundreds of files. Searched through my phone. I even searched my wardrobe.
Theo: But I still couldn’t find where I asked for your opinion.
Alec:
Coach, patting Liam and Nolan on the back after a game: Good job gays.
Nolan, nervous laughter: Did you mean gu-
Coach: Did I stutter?
Nolan: What are you holding?
Theo: It’s a goldfish.
Nolan:Why?
Theo: It’s for you.
Nolan:Really?
Theo: Corey said you liked goldfish.
Nolan: The crackers, Theo. The cheese things that you have at a party?
Theo: Ah. Well… you know what? I’m not a hundred percent sure I was supposed to know that.
Nolan: The crackers, Theo.
Theo: Well, fine. Now I got a goldfish.
Mason: Are you insane?!
Theo: I prefer spontaneous.
