#incorrect quotes
Rhodey: How do you manage all these kids you keep getting?
Tony: The secret is, I don’t. I have no control over them whatsoever.
Tony: This morning Morgan yelled out to me and when I showed up to see what was going on, Peter shot me in the throat with a nurf gun.
*Peter screams from another room*
Steve: What was that?
Tony: I don’t know. I think Peter saw himself in the mirror.
Peter, from afar: MR STARK! THERE’S ANOTHER ME ON THE WALL!
Tony: JUST INTRODUCE YOURSELF! I’M SURE HE IS NICE!
Tony: You can’t make everyone like you, you’re not Peter.
Steve: What? Not everyone likes Peter.
Tony: Who doesn’t?
Steve: Well-
Tony: Names, now, Steve. GIVE ME THIER NAMES!
Bucky: *pulls out a knife*
Steve: oh no
Bucky: *opens are cardboard box with it*
Steve: oh okay
Bucky: *pulls a gun out of the box*
Steve: oh no
Tony, deathly hungover: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was the king of ducks.
Steve, sipping his coffee: I would, but then I would be lying to the king of ducks.
Tony, sarcastically: Yeah, everything is great. We are just one big happy family. We are all having a great time.
Also Tony: I want to set either myself or this compound on fire.
Peter: I would kill for you, Mr Thor!
Thor, gripping his shoulder: Well, that’s not necessary-
Peter: Oh, that’s a relief, because I would do it, but it would weigh on me.
Doctor, to pre-serum Steve: you should stop picking fights with people bigger than you.
Bucky: but everyone is bigger than him.
Steve: you want to die, bitchboy?
Computer: Please enter password
Steve: Tony
Computer: Too weak
Steve, destroying the computer: SAY THAT AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER
Tony, holding a cauliflower in front of Steve’s face: what is this?
Steve: … a cauliflower?
Tony, to Peter: now tell Steve what you think it is.
Peter, arms folded: ghost broccoli
Peter: oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers.
Tony, crying: please just say fuck.
Zuko, holding out his hands: take these or I’ll use them
Sokka: *holds onto Zuko’s hands*
Zuko:
Zuko: the fucking swords Sokka
Azula: I don’t dress to impress, I dress to depress
Azula: I want to look so good that people hate themselves
Zuko: you have problems
America: Nothing can ever compare to the feeling I just got picking out fruit at the supermarket, and Doctor Strange checking them and saying “These are good”.
Hua Cheng, flirty: “Gege, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
Xie Lian: “It did, actually! I whacked my knee really hard, and then I landed in the wrong place and got lost and had to walk for two days….”
Hua Cheng, suddenly on his knees checking Xie Lian over: “You hurt your knee! Oh no, are you okay? Nothing should ever hurt Dianxia!”
Xie Lian, taken aback but touched by the concern: “San Lang, really, I’m okay. I’ve been through much worse.”
Hua Cheng, fierce: “You shouldn’t have had to. Nothing should ever hurt Dianxia.” *thinks to himself* Fuck, I’ve derailed the flirting again. Keep it low-key! Don’t make it so serious or you’ll scare him off!
Xie Lian, thinking to himself: I love how concerned he is for me. It’s nice to be cared for.
Both of them: *stare at each other lovingly*
Freddy is a good dad; he’s trying his best!
Gregory, on the other hand…
*DO NOT REPOST MY ART*
(Idea from this post)
This whole thing was planned all along!
Of course, they didn’t actually cry for real haha No way!
They did, they are all sad af
When things go out of hand, just nope tf out by self-destructing :)
(Also, hope you guys got the reference!)
*DO NOT REPOST MY ART*
Gregory is definitely that one kid who will just NOT GO TO BED AT ALL
The Daycare Attendant is fun to draw tho ngl
Sundrop (Sunrise, Sunnydrop, Sun man idk) is cool, I wouldn’t mind hanging out with him :D
Well, Godzilla IS a Godso…
Kong’s not wrong lol
(Don’t mind Rodan and Angy, they are just messing around)
Poor Spirit Tiger tho, he got scared…
Happy Pride to Lena specifically
