#incorrect sambucky
Bucky : No Nut November is a top tier bullshit.
Peggy : Looks like someone has failed.
Bucky : Well, Peggy, someone has to keep your man happy.
when your gay cousin shows up at the family barbecue
Sam : Walker hates us
Bucky : Maybe it’s because he is homophobic?
Sam : We are not gay, Bucky
Bucky :
Bucky : We are not???
I cannot fucking believe those scenes are real. This is literally the gayest shit I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
SAMBUCKY SUPERMACY PEOPLE
Therapist : Are you still having nightmares?
Bucky :
Bucky Barnes and his knife skills throughout the series
THE WAY I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS SIR PLEASE-
Bucky and Sam standing over dying Steve in fatws
Steve : Buck, I want you to know something. I love you. I’ve made a mistake by going back in time and I regret it so much.
Bucky, tearing up : I love you too, Steve.
Sam : Hold on let me tell the group chat Steve is outta closet.
Sam, typing while he watches Steve dying : Out of the closet, into the coffin ⚰️ haha
Bucky : wow this parking job is about as straight as I am
Sam : I don’t know whether to address the fact that you just came out to me or that you just insulted my fucking parking
Sam : What’s it like being married to Bucky?
Steve : We both said “I do” and haven’t agreed on anything since.
I’M FUCKING SCREAMING AT FUCKING 2AM
Steve : Bucky texted me “your adorable” so I texted him back and said “no, YOU’RE adorable.”
Sam :And?
Steve : And now we are dating. We’ve been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like him so I’m not gonna say anything.
Sam : You don’t want Bucky to die
Sam : And I don’t want Bucky to die
Sam : So now we gotta make sure Bucky doesn’t want Bucky to die
Steve : Fantastic plan but have you met Bucky
Sharon : Oh god Steve is so faithful, he watches porn with no girls in it.
Bucky : I’m gonna tell her.
Sam : Don’t you dare-
Sam: I hate you with every inch of my body
Bucky: that’s not a lot of inches
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Bucky:What happens if I press the gas and the break at the same time ?
Zemo: The car takes a screenshot.
Y/N & Sam: Pull over and let us out of the car RIGHT NOW!
Sam: This is killing me.
Bucky: Good. Die
Sam: Bucky…
Bucky: Oh no, ‘Bucky’ in b-flat.
Bucky: You’re disappointed.
