#incorrect sanders sides
Janus: *Staring at Logan, annoyed*
Logan: Please stop that, I’m trying to concentrate.
Janus: Oh is that what you’re doing? I thought you were practicing your resting bitch face.
Logan: Excuse me, my bitch face?
Janus: You’re heading home, I figured you’d look happier.
Logan: This isn’t a homecoming. This is a suicide mission to topple the necromantic murderers of my family.
Logan: And for the record, I have a magnificent bitch face.
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Virgil: Hey, Janus?
Janus: Yes?
Virgil: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Janus:
Janus: Where’s Remus?
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Remus: Change is inedible.
Logan: Don’t you mean inevitable?
Remus, spitting out coins: No, I do not.
Virgil: I bet you can’t say a sentence without the letter ‘a’
Roman: I love you
Virgil: Haha I told you, you couldn’t form a sentence without…
Virgil: wait what?
Hmmmm should I steal this one to draw as well … ?
It’s such a cute idea in my head ….
Has so much potential ….
Yes please! I would love to see it!
Hi!
It’s been a hot minute but I finally did this :D
My ability to draw decided it didn’t want to be part of the first part of this, so cut me some slack, I still think it’s cute <3
Roman:{chattering on and on}
Janus:{interrupting him} Will you marry me?
Roman: WHAT?
Janus: Just looking for something to shut you up <3
Roman: How am I? Really? As if you care. I’m so SICK of small talk. I want someone who asks about my day and MEANS it, wipes my tears and tells me I’m beautiful without makeup on, but all boys do is lie. Love wasn’t made for people like me
Janus: Sir, this is a Walmart.
{group chat}
Janus: hey guys, did you know if you post your password in the gc it’ll block it out?
Janus: *******
Janus: see?
Remus: *******
Remus: that’s so cool!
Logan: wait-
Roman: fairprinceybabe69
Roman:FUCK
[Roman has left the chat]
Roman: Are you… blushing?
Logan: What? No.
Roman: Did I get the ever-stoic, hardcore, “I-don’t-feel-anything” Logan Sanders to blush?
Logan: No… it-it’s the cold.
Roman: Huh. It’s the cold. And not that I told you “your face is freaking adorable and I bet the rest of you is too”?
Logan: {blushing harder} N-no no, go away i’M COLD!
cw//swearing(lots)
{group chat}
Remus: who the fuck added me to the fucking group chat?
Patton: >:o language
Logan: yeah watch your fucking language
Virgil: OKAY WHO TAUGHT LOGAN THE FUCK WORD
Janus: ‘The fuck word’
Roman: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Janus: oh my god he censored it
Logan: just say fuck, Roman
Virgil: do it, Roman. Say fuck
Patton: How did you two finally get together?
{Janus and Roman smirk at each other}
Roman: Well we hated each other and fought all the time. And since we saw each other regularly for our meetings with the rest, avoiding each other wasn’t an option.
Janus: Remus has an “amazing” idea to get us to get along.
Patton: And what was that?
Roman and Janus: Handcuffs.
Virgil:“kissing” is such a dumb word. “Face battle” sounds way cooler.
Remus: You may face battle the bride
Janus: Face battle me in the rain
Remus: Hey Jan, I challenge you to a face battle, good sir
Janus: I accept
{they make out}
Virgil: No that’s not what I meant STOP
Logan: I’m not in love, I don’t have those kinds of feelings for anyone.
Roman: Then why are you currently sitting in Virgil’s lap?
Logan:
Logan: He’s warm.
