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Dooku: without ugly in this world, there would be nothing beautiful
Obi-Wan: thank you for your sacrifice
Jesse: I need to get something off my chest.
Lucie, after That Snippet™️: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.
Tony: Why be sad when you can be dad?
Camila: I have an excellent gaydar, I can determine if a person is gay or not with just a glance.
Dinah: Lauren has been in love with you for years.
Camila: She what?
Lauren: Can I be frank with you all?
Ally: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is going to help—
Camila: Can I still be Camila?
Dinah: I am The Great Dinah!
Normani: Shh… everyone, let Frank speak.
Camila: I’m feeling rather gay today!
Ally: Gay as in happy or gay as in homosexual?
Camila: Haha, yeah.
Lauren:Yeeted
Dinah:Yote
Lauren:YEETED
Dinah:YOTE
Ally: I just want to know who threw Camila out the window
Lauren: I don’t know how to tell you this, Camz, but you’re in love with me.
Camila:What?
Camila:
Camila: Oh my god, I am.
Normani: What kind of confession did I just witness?
Normani: And now for a gay update with Camila Cabello.
Camila, looking at Lauren: Getting gayer.
Normani: Thank you Mila.
Dinah: I’ve been thinking about it, and I think you’re right.
Normani: I know.
Normani:
Dinah:
Normani: About what?
Lauren: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.
Lauren: “Cowards”, on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.
Ally: What are you drinking?
Lauren:Tea.
Ally, doubtfully: What kind of tea?
Lauren:Tea…quila
Ally: Lauren we’ve talked about this
Camila: [flops onto Normani’s lap]
Camila: Tell me I’m pretty.
Normani, lovingly: You’re pretty fucking annoying is what you are.
Camila: Do you wanna hear a chemistry joke?
Lauren:
Camila: -is that a no?
Lauren: I’m sorry did you expect… a reaction?
Camila:
Camila, wiping away a tear of joy: I love you.
Ally: Mila, would you date a boy who is shorter than you?
Camila:No.
Ally: Don’t you think that’s a little shallow?
Camila: Ally, I’m a lesbian.
Normani: Lo, I love your top.
Camila: I have a name!
[Dinah opens the door to Shawn]
Shawn: Is Camila here?
Dinah: Uhh, you know what—
[Camila throws herself through the window]
Dinah: —she just left.
Shawn:…Really?
Dinah:Yeah…
[Camila grabs a coat through the broken window]
Dinah:Sorry.
Normani: Get out of my room, Dinah
Dinah, standing exactly one (1) inch from the doorway: But I’m not even in your room
Normani: I don’t care, get out of my room
Dinah: But I’m not IN your room!
Normani: Well you’re bothering me so GET OUT!
Dinah: I’m just minding my own business!
Normani, louder: ALLY, Dinah is in my room!!
Ally from downstairs: Dinah, get out of Normani’s room.
Dinah: I’M NOT EVEN IN HER FUCKING ROOM!!!
Lauren: Wh-I didn’t know you were gay!
Camila: What have I EVER done that made you think I was STRAIGHT?
Ally, a millennial: Do you know any good jokes?
Dinah, a gen z-er: Life. [laughs hysterically]
Ally:
Ally: I was hoping for a nice knock-knock joke, but no, now I have to call the child psychologist. Again.
