#incorrect star wars quotes
Anakin: I can’t believe all these people dressed in black. All-black was my thing, and now everyone’s doing it to be “cool”. They’re all posers.
Obi-Wan: Anakin, I cannot stress this enough. We are at a funeral.
Obi-Wan: Has anyone ever told you that you have anger issues
Anakin: I prefer the term “leadership skills”
Mace Windu: What do you think is the hardest thing to say?
Obi-Wan: I’m sorry.
Ahsoka: I was wrong.
Anakin: Worcestershire sauce.
Mace Windu: Would you say you’re independent?
Anakin:
Anakin: [looks at Obi-Wan]
Obi-Wan:[nods]
Anakin: Yeah I’d say so
Anakin: [wears a slightly lighter shade of black]
Ahsoka: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors
[after Obi-Wan passes out]
Ahsoka: We can’t leave him here. We have to get him onto the bed.
Anakin: Why? He’s asleep. He’s not going to know.
Ahsoka:Anakin!
Anakin: Well… I’ll get him a pillow.
Ahsoka: He’s your Master!
Anakin: Alright, two pillows!
Obi-Wan: So? How’s Anakin?
Ahsoka: Bad news
Obi-Wan:No…
Ahsoka, steps aside to reveal Anakin: He’s still alive
Anakin: I love you
Obi-Wan:Don’t
Obi-Wan: you’re gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late
Anakin: jokes on you, I’m gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what
Obi-Wan: Anakin, NO!
Anakin:What?
Obi-Wan: Sorry, force of habit. Ahsoka, NO!
“There’s a good chance I may have committed some light treason.”
- Anakin Skywalker
Anakin: What did I teach you about disobeying the Order?
Ahsoka: How. You taught me how.
Ahsoka: Master Obi-Wan, Anakin isn’t talking to me
Obi-Wan: enjoy it while it lasts
Obi-Wan: Here, have some water
Ahsoka: Master Kenobi, that’s not water
Obi-Wan: I know, it’s vodka
Anakin: you ready?
Obi-Wan: not at all, but that’s never stopped us before
Y/N: Well, this is a nice change of scenery.
Kylo: It’s a prison cell.
Y/N: I was being sarcastic.
Luke:*laughs at a joke Din made*
Din (to himself): This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in Jedi Dad, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
Luke:Do you think Din likes me?
Leia: Likes you as a friend, or likes you as in this is going to be the longest conversation of my life?
[preparing to do something illegal with false identities]
Boba: Good thing still have my sexy cat costume from Halloween!
Fennec:I really don’t think you were the target audience for that item.
Boba: There is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.
[Boba and Fennec are sitting on a bench]
Din: Why do you guys look so sad?
Boba:Sit down with us so we can tell you.
Din:*sits down*
Boba: The bench is freshly painted.
Din:
