#star wars episode iv a new hope
Darth Vader: My powers have doubled since the last time we’ve met
Obi-Wan: Two times zero is still zero, Anakin
Anakin: I have a crush.
Obi-Wan: It’s always a crush, never a therapist.
Windu: ‘Anakin is cute’ ‘Anakin is an amazing Jedi’ blah blah
Windu: Anakin is a whore and that’s it.
Windu: Going out tonight, who’s in?
Padmé: Sorry, I’m, uh… I don’t know, washing my hair.
Obi-Wan: Running the water.
Ahsoka: Holding the towel.
Anakin: And I’ll be home trying to get over the fact that no one invited me to the big hair-washing party *voice wavers*
“Cantina Band” arr. Carrol McLaughlin
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