#the vampire diaries incorrect quotes
Elijah: Where’s Katerina?
Klaus: Doing stuff.
Elijah: Don’t like the sound of that, where’s Freya?
Klaus: Stopping Katerina from doing stuff.
Elijah: Kol?
Klaus: Stopping Freya, so Katerina can do the stuff.
Elijah: And you?
Klaus: Distracting you, so Katerina can do the stuff.
Diamond: It seems like you get really upset when Katerina is linked to other guys
Klaus:No
Diamond:No?
Klaus:No. I just wanna kill them
Klaus: Hi, Love
Katerina, internally: There he is, he’s here, my favorite person in the world, the love of my life! God i just want to stare at him and hold him and kiss him for the rest of my life—
Katerina: What the FUCK did you do
Klaus:*yawns*
Katerina: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Klaus: Then you must be exhausted.
Rebekah: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
Katerina: WHO DID THIS? WHOEVER DID THIS IS GOING TO BE-
Hope:It was me…
Katerina: be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance
Diamond: If it was me I’d probably be dead
Katerina:When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I’m not proud of it.
Nikolai: You’re kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
Katerina: Wait, so Kol kissed you and you said “thank you?”
Diamond:Yes.
Katerina: ….. Well that was very polite.
Klaus: *asleep on the couch*
Katerina: *rubbing Klaus’s face lovingly*
Katerina: *whispering* Bitch.
Rebekah:Katerina… wake up.
Katerina, drowsy: Mhh… Five more minutes.
Rebekah: Come on, I even made breakfast for us!
Katerina: Lies, I don’t hear the smoke alarm.
Katerina: Hey, can you teach me how to play the trumpet?
Rebekah:Why?
Katerina: I want to follow Elijah around and annoy him with it.
Rebekah: You know you don’t need to know how to play the trumpet to annoy Elijah, right?
Katerina:
Katerina: Oh, my god, you’re right.
On a cliff of a random mountain…
Y/n, grabbing Elena’s arm to prevent her from falling : Elena , you’re too heavy! I can’t hang on..
Elena: Pretend I’m one of Mikaelson, Y/n!
Y/n:*lets go of Elena without hesitation*
Elena: NOT ELIJAH, NOT ELIJAH-!
Y/n:*immediately grabs Elena’s arm again*
Elijah: I’m embarrassed, ashamed, disgraced, mortified, humiliated-
Y/n: What are you, a dictionary?
Elijah: What is vandalism and sabotage to you?
Kol: … a hobby.
Elijah:
Kol:
Elijah:
Y/n: …that we do not engage in.
Y/n:You need to learn how to stand up for yourself.
Elena: Do you know how easy that is for you to say?
Y/n:No, no. Nothing in English is easy for me to say.
Y/n: Now Kai, I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things, but—
Kai: That’s because you’re short
Y/n:
Kai, sweating: I take it back
Kai:Your eyes are gorgeous.
Y/n:Was it really necessary to wake me up at 4 am just to tell me that?
Kai:Yes.
Kai, throwing their head into Y/n’s lap: Tell me I’m pretty!
Y/n, lovingly stroking their hair: You’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are.
Y/n: Elena hasn’t stopped staring through the window since the storm started
Y/n: I suppose i should let her in
Elena: I’m embarrassed, ashamed, disgraced, mortified, humiliated-
Y/n: What are you, a dictionary?
Katherine: Are you nervous?
Y/n:Yes.
Katherine: Is this your first time?
Y/n: No, I have been nervous before.
Y/n: For this mission, I wore the perfect disguise to make sure I was never noticed by anyone. Something so drab and uninspiring-
Elena: I feel this is going to be a dig at me
Y/n: I wore Elena’s clothes
Elena: There it is
Katherine, walking into a room: Hi Y/n!
Caroline: Do you just not see the other ten people in the room or-
Stefan: Where’s Y/n?
Katherine: Doing stuff.
Stefan: Don’t like the sound of that, where’s Elena?
Katherine: Stopping Y/n from doing stuff.
Stefan: Kai?
Katherine: Stopping Elena, so Y/n can do the stuff.
Stefan: And you?
Katherine: Distracting you, so Y/n can do the stuff.
Kai: So, who’s in charge here?
Elena: Either Y/n or Damon, whichever shouts the loudest.
Bonnie: It seems like you get really upset when Y/n is linked to other guys
Katherine:No
Bonnie:No?
Katherine:No. I just wanna kill them
Stefan: so Y/n, we know that you are having problems in your life right now.
Elena: yeah, how big your problems?
Y/n: *looks at Damon* Damon, how tall are you?
Damon:what?
Elena & Stefan:what?
Elena: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Y/n:It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Elena: The three of them saw it, Y/n. How do you explain that?
Y/n: *points at Damon* Sleep deprivation. *points at Katherine* Paranoia.*points at Kai* Delusional personality disorder.
Kai: Y/n, there’s something I’ve been meaning to say and Damon says I should just talk to you.
Y/n: Talk to me about what?
Kai: About this. *kisses Y/n*
Y/n: … Keep talking.
Bonnie: A guardian angel is like, this friend who follows you around and makes sure you don’t get into trouble and loves you with all their heart.
Y/n: Oh, so like you.
Bonnie, tearing up:
Y/n: You know, it’s at times like this where I wish I had listened to what Damon told me
Stefan: What did he tell you?
Y/n: I don’t know, I wasn’t listening
Katherine: What would you do if I got kidnapped ?
Y/n: Wait like an hour, they’ll bring you back once they’ve had enough.
Katherine: That’s it? You won’t beat them up?
Y/n: Haven’t they been punished enough?
Katherine: What if they hurt me ?
Y/n: Oh, in that case they won’t live to see the next day
Katherine: A little better, thanks
Caroline: You two have a weird relationship
Kai: my hands are cold…
Y/n: let me warm them up for you *holds hand*
Kai:…
Kai: you know what…suddenly my lips are extremely cold!
Stefan: Y/n, come here. It’s time to open your Christmas Present.
Y/n:*appears wearing nothing but a bow*
Stefan: On second thought, maybe I should open my gift first…
