#incorrect wolfstar

Sirius, anytime Remus is pissed at him: Remus might be hard to get, but I am hard to get rid of.

remus: where were you born?

sirius: france

remus: oh? which part?

sirius: my whole body was born in france???

remus, on a platonic phone call with grant: you’re breaking up

sirius, jealous and oblivious: you’re breaking up?! :D

sirius: you have an attitude

remus: i know

remus: now fuck it out of me

sirius: hey remember that time i accidentally walked around telling everyone i got a hentai tattoo instead of a henna tattoo

remus: you mean the best day of my life?

remus: i recall