Untitled and Unfinished (Literally)

Falling in love with Remus Lupin has been by far the scariest, yet the easiest thing Sirius Black has done in his entire years of existence.

It is both expected and unexpected, crystal clear and dark tinted.

James was the first to bring it up, late at night when it’s just him and Sirius in the common room. Remus and Peter had just come up to bed, when James casts a muffliato,even though there was no one else around.

“Everything alright, Prongs?” Sirius’ eyes find James’ as he registers the situation. James had never casted a muffliato since fifth year when Sirius had cried in his bed that first night back in Hogwarts after the summer.

“You know you can always talk to me about anything, right?” James starts. “I’m saying there’s nothing you could ever tell me that would ever change us, unless maybe if you sneak around with Evans behind my back.” Sirius laughs at that

“I know,” Sirius snorts and tilts his head to the side in confusion, the light from the fireplace casting a warm glow on his features. “But I have no idea what you’re on to right now.”

Sirius is lying.

He knows exactly what James is about, of course James would pick up on it by now. James had been a constant presence in Sirius’ life, it was about time that James sees Sirius’ feelings showing through, but for merlin’s sake, Sirius wished he had more time.

But, he supposes, it would be a relief to talk about this to someone. Sirius thinks he’d explode any day now if he has to keep walking around with a carefully wrapped package inside his brain, complete with a bow and a tag that says feelings for moony.

“Six years, Padfoot.” James laughs, “I’ve spent almost every waking moment with you for that long. Think I wouldn’t be able to tell when you’re lying?”

Sirius, anytime Remus is pissed at him: Remus might be hard to get, but I am hard to get rid of.

remus: where were you born?

sirius: france

remus: oh? which part?

sirius: my whole body was born in france???

remus, on a platonic phone call with grant: you’re breaking up

sirius, jealous and oblivious: you’re breaking up?! :D

sirius: you have an attitude

remus: i know

remus: now fuck it out of me

Remus: That’s it! I’m leaving.

Peter: There it goes, our only brain cell.

James & Sirius: EXCUSE YOU-

Peter: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Remus: Plane tickets?

Sirius: Concert tickets?

James:Prostitution?

Peter, holding his broken frames:Glasses.

Sirius: You know, I’ve always wanted to be in a Horror movie.

Remus: Being a Black-family member isn’t enough for you?

Sirius: This was a terrible idea. Why didn’t anyone stop me?!

Remus: Because you didn’t tell me. WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME?!

Sirius: If I told you, you would’ve stopped me!

Harry: You look so unapproachable.

Snape: And yet here you are…

Sirius: I need you

Remus:For?

Sirius:Ever

Remus:Oh

Sirius: Perhaps you should get some rest Rem-

Remus, after staying awake to study for the NEWTS: JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN’T SLEPT IN 36 HOURS THAT DOESN’T MEAN I HAVE INSOMNIA. I MIGHT BE AWAKE FOR COOL WIZARD REASONS. YOU DON’T KNOW ME! I think I’ve forgotten how to read.

Sirius: How’s the sexiest person here?

Remus: I don’t know, how are you?

Sirius, flustered:I-

James from across the room: I’m doing great, thanks!

Remus: This is a bad idea

Sirius: There is no such thing as a bad idea, just poorly executed awsome ones

Remus: This is a mistake

Sirius, enthusiastically: A mistake we’re going to laugh about one day!

Remus: But not today

Sirius, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today’s going to hurt

Sirius: How petty can you get?

Remus: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

James: Why are your tongues purple?

Sirius: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Remus: I had a red one.

James:oh

James:

James:OH

Peter:

Peter: You drank each others slushies?

Remus: James, can I talk to you for a second?

James: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Sirius are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Remus: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

Sirius: Am I in trouble?

Remus: Take a guess.

Sirius:No?

Remus: Guess again

Sirius: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover you?

Remus: Sirius, it’s four o’clock in the morning.

Sirius: So, you can’t sleep? Is it the blanket?

Sirius: *banging a quill on the table in frustration*

Remus: Stop that! How would you feel if I banged you on the table like that?

Sirius:

Sirius: I-I don’t know the correct answer to that question

Remus: why is the bottom of your pants wet?

Sirius: there was a puddle

Remus: okay, but why did you jump in it?

Sirius: it was a puddle.

Sirius, trying to make small talk: Soo how’s life?

Remus: Exhausting and depressing. 2/10. Wouldn’t recommend.

Y/n : I think Remus has an unhealthy obsession towards chocolate

Remus : I am not obsessed with it!

Sirius : Did you forget when James shit on his pants back in first year because of you!?

Remus : I just want to buy your chocolate!

Sirius : IT DID NOT LOOK LIKE THAT!

Y/n : What happened?

Sirius : THIS HAPPENED!!